If SQL is pronounced "sequel" then surely DNS is pronounced "Dennis"?

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@bloor

"It's _always_ Dennis."

[lattera@bsd.network]

@bloor Our very own @jimsalter would likely remind you it's pronounced "dee niss".

[clarfonthey@toot.cat]

@bloor I mean, JSON is already Jason, so

[mansr@society.oftrolls.com]

@bloor I prefer "squeal" and "dunce."

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@bloor “There’s some lovely filth over ‘ere!”

[robin@gts.icewind.me]

@bloor
Site breaks: God dammit Dennis!

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@bloor That would make DNS vulnerabilities Dennis Menaces?

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@bloor And where does that leave RSS?!

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@neil @bloor Skibidy RSS

[g@irrelephant.co]

@neil @bloor It's pronounced rizz

[kelson@notes.kvibber.com]

@bloor It is now.

[dm_ronin@mstdn.social]

@bloor actually, considering how DNS works, it should be pronounced as "Donos"

(joke explanation: it's russian for "snitching", "denunciation")

[coreysnipes@hachyderm.io]

@lattera @bloor @jimsalter that's where I was headed

[biglinter@mastodon.social]

@bloor well, we put salt into our hash before ... we smoke it?

things that happen if half of your cybersecurity community are potheads

[jtonline@mastodon.me.uk]

@IvanSanchez @bloor definitely a menace!

[a1ba@suya.place]

@bloor it's always Dennis

[lanodan@queer.hacktivis.me]

@g @neil @bloor Or ASS when it's a bad font.

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@lanodan @bloor @g

(I was anticipating "arse", fwiw!)

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@lanodan @bloor @g

Which, I should say, is a sentence that I would prefer not to be taken out of context!

[patnat@social.tchncs.de]

@bloor as ZFS is pronounced Zeffus