Fedi: - "I follow you for the wholesome stuff 💕" - "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff 🔓" - "I follow you for the adult content ❤️🔥"
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Now when I share my Lovense link and I'm like "not the liquidate setting!" you'll believe me.
This was on medium!
@alice grabbing the domi out of the nightstand and jacking the tourists' rental van parked in my front yard
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@alice It looks like it took a bit to find the right spot.
@michaelgemar nah, I was just teasing it a little first.
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@autolycos was there a relevant assertion for my video?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff
"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff
"
- "I follow you for the adult content
️
"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice@lgbtqia.space this is genius
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@autolycos was there a relevant assertion for my video?
@alice oh the bump keying with a magic wand
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes -
Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
@alice Is this what they call bumping uglies?
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@alice
-chef kiss-
Perfection
-Loud mouth click-
Nice!Changing my domi to only have this setting
Telling people they can unlock my horny
And then dying when my heart explodes@smolbrain that was just on medium!
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@alice Is this what they call bumping uglies?
@Fruan
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@Fruan
🫢 my googly :3 face was adorable!@alice That lock is also beautiful, even if the casing has probably seen better days - Do you have any idea of how old it is?
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Fedi:
- "I follow you for the wholesome stuff"
- "I follow you for the lockpicking stuff"
- "I follow you for the adult content️"Don't worry fam, I got ya
#Locksport #Lockpicking #Lovense #SexToy #GooglyEyes #Antiques
It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
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@alice That lock is also beautiful, even if the casing has probably seen better days - Do you have any idea of how old it is?
@Fruan per the alt-text: circa 1870s
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@Fruan per the alt-text: circa 1870s
@alice Oh! There's alt text! Yay for accessibility, but now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice "Did the coal man come today?"
"Not yet."
"Fuck..." -
@smolbrain that was just on medium!
@alice hmmm... I need to go find my wand and test its settings again. Did you freaking overclock yours? Lol I feel like mine isnt quite that strong. But im also a baby maybe ive just been using low
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys
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@alice "Did the coal man come today?"
"Not yet."
"Fuck..." -
@alice Oh! There's alt text! Yay for accessibility, but now I feel like an idiot. Thanks!
@Fruan 🫂
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It makes sense that a lock from the 1870s wouldn't be modern sextoy-proof. Women back then were still using steam-powered vibrators.
@alice ummmm
Those are usually a single ball bearing in a circular race
Been a stable technology lego bit for close to 2 centuries now
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@alice omg is that why master lock still sucks? They have been resistance testing but they still use the ancient sex toy metric? Either we need to change metrics or we need way stronger sexy toys
@smolbrain InB4 Master Lock's new unfounded packaging claim: "8/10 - Maximum Vibrator Resistance".
