I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.

[dusk@todon.eu]

@EnfysBook

Glorious!

Sure beats my typical fitted sheet user experience, which is akin to this:

[megatronicthronbanks@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.

[kelvin0mql@mastodon.social]

@stonebear2 @cat @EnfysBook
But all 4 tags are identical, so you still have a 50/50 shot. LOL

[onokoto@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook funny how documentation is useful

[jeridansky@sfba.social]

@Edelruth I've done that, too! Things are so much easier now.

[sloanlance@mastodon.social]

@EnfysBook
It has been decades since humans last set foot on the moon.

There is no universal cure for cancer yet.

But humanity has conquered fitted sheets.

[cotopaxi@mstdn.social]

@EnfysBook
<swoons>

[edelruth@mastodon.online]

@jeridansky

Geniuses, us!

[alterelefant@mastodontech.de]

@EnfysBook I need this!

[benny@kirche.social]

@EnfysBook this should be legally mandatory

[kanamauna@sauropods.win]

@EnfysBook

What is this dark sorcery?

[aburka@hachyderm.io]

@EnfysBook now they just need to make one you can fold without performing non-Euclidean extradimensional transformations