do you vote in polls on mastodon?

[closeted_unionist@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae Classic catch/ conflict? Vote yes, ok, Vote no, then you have voted in a poll in mastodon, therefore you must put yes??

[shonin@c.im]

@sean_ae Sometimes, but if there were a way to categorically mute them, I think I would.

[dmtomas@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae if one presses no - one can legally shave all those who do not shave themselves;)

[energyismassivelight@mastodon.social]

@Cognessence @toffo @changterhune @sean_ae the psychoanalytical traumatic sign-mark of the Essentialization process; whereby multiplicities are matrixially transformed into ideal polls -- Libidinal Democracy -- is the necessary conditions required for Subjectification !! no self-respecting rational mind would choose negate nobility

no

maybe

[lazyb0y@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae

if yes is going to win that just proves a massive lack of humor on mastodon

[jellyfriend@plush.city]

@sean_ae aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[cognessence@social.linux.pizza]

@energyismassivelight @toffo @changterhune @sean_ae Yours is a most welcome refinement. I have accordingly improved, redeemed - patched, if you will - my old software, and supplied more edifying options:

Again: What is a question?

Poll Answer 1: A question is an interrogative speech act through which an epistemic deficiency is constituted as a socially actionable demand for information.

Poll Answer 2: A question is the formalisation of an indeterminacy: it does not merely mark an absence of knowledge, but establishes that absence as something requiring determination.

[ukeleleeric@mstdn.social]

@sean_ae needs to be a third option - don't know.

[toffo@mastodon.social]

@Cognessence @energyismassivelight @changterhune @sean_ae seeing a poll with proper, full fledged answers was not on my bingo card for today

[adrianriskin@kolektiva.social]

@sean_ae

Only those which require me to own a land line. #GoAlfLandon

[cognessence@social.linux.pizza]

@toffo @energyismassivelight @changterhune @sean_ae ️ Life just keeps on giving! 🥳

[energyismassivelight@mastodon.social]

@Cognessence @toffo @changterhune @sean_ae hm, difficult, ill say Poll Answer 2

[cognessence@social.linux.pizza]

@energyismassivelight @toffo @changterhune @sean_ae You have done it: we have arrived!

[mconley@fosstodon.org]

@sean_ae

[ovalvoal@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae wrong answers only 🥳

[supermoosie@mastodon.au]

@sean_ae
C) Other

[erikcats@dice.camp]

@sean_ae this is a trap

[supermoosie@mastodon.au]

@Chancerubbage @sean_ae

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[supermoosie@mastodon.au]

@sean_ae
do you vote in polls on mastodon.
(Select all that apply)

[saliaku@mastodon.social]

@sean_ae no -> no, but for this one
Thank me later