June 2023: a Google data center in France floods and they call it a “water intrusion event”

[shved@mastodon.social]

@0xabad1dea Sooo.. you had a calendar synchronization anomaly due to internal firmware instability? xD

[mkj@social.mkj.earth]

@capnthommo I'm pretty sure that would be a finitely time-limited exothermic reaction event.

@0xabad1dea

[daveflater@infosec.exchange]

@0xabad1dea tryin to get the insurance to pay.

[tml@mementomori.social]

@0xabad1dea Fun, but do we actually know that the missile hit the data centre? A missile might have hit a neighbouring building, and the explosion then caused some large bits of concrete or whatever to hit the data centre.

[mbpaz@mas.to]

@DaveFlater @0xabad1dea insurance generally excludes acts of war from coverage.
Fallout from a ballistic missile seems quite an act of war and I doubt "hey there was no war declaration" is enough to get a payment from them.

[mbpaz@mas.to]

@th3rdsergeevich @0xabad1dea "leaking some droplets and plasticine-like threads" (speaking about a fucking fully loaded tanker sunk, leaking heavy oil into the Atlantic)

https://youtu.be/vZsGMs4JE2k?t=18

[thetomas@social.toot9.de]

@0xabad1dea in Frankfurt/Main in Germany a Datacenter caught literally fire and they called it "thermal event"

[m@martinh.net]

@0xabad1dea When you think about it, a flooded data centre is really just a...

cloud migration

[weirdone@wehavecookies.social]

@0xabad1dea "Welcome to Politically Correct 'ᴙ' Us."

[cthon1c@kolektiva.social]

@0xabad1dea the universal term to cover all eventualities is “jargon-involved event”