tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[mloxton@zeroes.ca]

@peter

Oh god help my poor aching ribs.

Points to the person who followed the real event and not some boring old fart

[fuga@masto.es]

@peter ️

[zazzoo@mstdn.ca]

@peter Look at how useless it is even when it's working. Slowly walking to deliver whatever that was. Wow, what a time saver, such a great demo.

The nice thing about robots is you can make them any shape, give them any propulsion method, fine tune their abilities to a specific task.

But techbros keep going for general-purpose humanoid because they can imagine they're people and they want to control people and have slaves.

[hawyer@ohai.social]

@peter why do the people present don't react like this

[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]

@peter it’s not holding the tray, boy it’s slow, this is very awkward that this shuffling thing is your showcase… oh my god, it just flops over bending backwards at the spine! *hysterical laughter*

[bmebenji@mstdn.social]

@peter I believe we just witnessed the rapture. This automaton was the only pure soul

[rhube@wandering.shop]

@peter The decision to cover it up like it's a dead body...

[earwigplanet@mastodon.social]

@peter Not Threepio!

[stekopf@mstdn.social]

@peter

Looking at its "eye" one can see it turns from ━━ to ■ before it blinks and then collapses.

Like mimicking a cyclope before knock-out.

[olkosena@layer8.space]

@peter He's just having a stroke lol

[owl@gts.u8.is]

@peter I can't help but feel sorry for the robot

[crankylinuxuser@infosec.exchange]

@peter

Lol yep, this is #American robotics forefront

Oh yeah, here's the #Chinese robots. And yes, THEY now have robot fighting leagues.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DUbbBdSGHE8

[cazmockett@mastodon.social]

@peter I was waiting for the catastrophe. It did not disappoint!

[shibanarchiste@piaille.fr]

@peter Morgan Jay fighted a masculinist robot

[bieberium@infosec.exchange]

@peter (I skipped the audio in respect for fellow humans around me, but) Nobody seemed really surprised and they really had that fabric at hand

[solownh@mstdn.party]

@peter

A perfect opportunity to use a defibrillator

[elilla@transmom.love]

@peter tech robot had literally the same task as a karakuri doll from 300 years ago and still lost:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_czILDdOBc8

(more on karakuri for people who want to wach some real technology: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU-kqpkZWjc )

[bellegraylane@universeodon.com]

@peter i go to sleep the same way. Backwards and in front of a live audience. Haha

[astraluma@tacobelllabs.net]

@peter I love how they have the guys and black sheets standing by

[abetterjulie@wandering.shop]

@peter omg