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[solitha@mastodon.social]

@qurlyjoe Definitely time to switch to Cave Johnson's advice.

[samuel@social.meenzen.net]

@qurlyjoe "Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" - Cave Johnson

[rreusser@mathstodon.xyz]

@jackwilliambell @qurlyjoe Same.

[erosblog@kinkycats.org]

@qurlyjoe Lemon parties were a lot more fun before capitalism turned us all into what @pluralistic calls reverse centaurs

https://www.erosblog.com/2019/04/08/lemon-party/

[snapai@dragon.style]

@dianea
So I guess 2026 is really taking the pith
@qurlyjoe

[santiago@mastodon.uy]

@qurlyjoe this is so good

[cainmark@mstdn.social]

@qurlyjoe

This is by Will Santino. His name was horribly cut off of his cartoon that he drew, that he created. It's in this "Medium" article by Liliana Nakamura:

https://medium.com/be-unique/when-life-gives-you-lemons-return-them-and-dont-hide-your-emotions-56b56665cdff

[cainmark@mstdn.social]

@nacly @qurlyjoe

Will Santino.

https://medium.com/be-unique/when-life-gives-you-lemons-return-them-and-dont-hide-your-emotions-56b56665cdff

[leelatorres@ieji.de]

@samuel @qurlyjoe
The oil in the skin of lemons is very inflameble.

[mxverda@lgbtqia.space]

@qurlyjoe me before Lamotrigine and Fluoxetine

[qurlyjoe@mstdn.social]

@cainmark @nacly
Thank you. I didn’t have the info.

[qurlyjoe@mstdn.social]

@Snapai

@dianea

[blazaboza@mastodon.social]

@qurlyjoe This is called deus ex machina: an act of huge vacuum showing up in the sky and sucking up all your hard-earned lemons.

[matildalove@wetdry.world]

@qurlyjoe

Productivity

[nacly@floss.social]

@cainmark @qurlyjoe Thank you! Always great to know the source and author.

[earthlingusa@mas.to]

@qurlyjoe We’re going to need a bigger lemon juicer.

[jonberger@sfba.social]

@qurlyjoe When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, as long as life also gave you sugar, because if it didn't your lemonade is going to be really nasty.

By the way, while I do take the point of this excellent cartoon, this is also pretty much the experience of anyone who has a Meyer lemon tree. They're just ludicrously productive.

[sonra@mastodon.social]

@qurlyjoe Some idiots don't realize the importance of a fully functional mind. Then again, one ought not expect it from them right. F*cking Idiots!
#gamerunbloc ️ #and1mixtape

[sonra@mastodon.social]

@qurlyjoe Money only grows on trees to them.
#gamerunbloc #and1mixtape

[korrok@neopaquita.es]

@qurlyjoe https://youtu.be/Dt6iTwVIiMM