Found this wedding ring on the street outside my home.

[arch@floofy.tech]

@dee i think by law the marriage transfers to whoever finds it, so it's you now

[edent@mastodon.social]

@dee shared in Ulaanbaatar xxxx hun

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@arch then I need to find who I'm married to!

[Gæst]

@dee

my fingers and nails hurt alone from looking at this picture

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@ganbatte was it the cats in the background?

[grayrattus@mastodon.social]

@dee I thought Im the only one who wears it XD

Actually its quite helpful when you go to a pub and you dont want random people flirt with you.

I started to use it on multiple parties and it helped me to stay off the hunting ground. When some person asks if Im free I just do John Cena hand gesture and continue to sip my drink.

#feditips #ring #flirt

[Gæst]

@dee

nuh. i didn't even see a cat or cats before you asked. i was totally fixated on the torture instrument and the flashbacks it provoked.

[irisfreundin@troet.cafe]

@dee That's not a wedding ring. It's for keys.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@Irisfreundin necklaces are for keys

[jourei@mas.to]

@dee kittyyy

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@Jourei two kitties! Persephone on the left and Orphee on the right. they sleep on my desk when I am working... I am apparently working now.

[jourei@mas.to]

@dee oooh

[lususlumi@alovely.space]

@dee @Jourei oh my just look at these adorable fluffballs what peaceful work companions

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@lususlumi @Jourei if I touch them, they'll make a squeal noise, and then expose their bellies for a rub.

after that, all notion that I'm actually working is over... I'm just giving belly rubs.

there's actually a law that says if a cat exposes a belly it must be rubbed.

[jourei@mas.to]

@dee @lususlumi so cute, wish I had a kitty to squeak

[lususlumi@alovely.space]

@dee @Jourei stop it. *exposes belly in hopes of rubs* but also i miss my aminal fwends.

[keefjudge@mastodon.social]

@dee That's someone's key posession.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@KeefJudge those people are called keyholders

[irisfreundin@troet.cafe]

@dee Here in Germany we use this type of ring for door keys.

[dee@social.treehouse.systems]

@Irisfreundin I'm sorry, I don't know how to help you