Who's coming with me?!?!?

[sleet01@fosstodon.org]

@tezoatlipoca @InsiderTreat
When a Letter of Marque came from the king,
To the scummiest vessel I've ever seen!

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@sleet01 @InsiderTreat GODDAMNED THEM ALL

[sleet01@fosstodon.org]

@tezoatlipoca @InsiderTreat
I was told we'd cruise the seas for American gold, we'd fire no guns, shed no tears!

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@sleet01 @InsiderTreat I'm a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett's Pryvahteeers!

[msb@mastodon.sdf.org]

@huronbikes @InsiderTreat I think that's how Barrett was selling it, but hey! They're your legs

[drbrain@mastodon.social]

@InsiderTreat @adarsh All the other replies seem to be excited but Sea Org is what popped into my head https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@InsiderTreat I would but I’d expect a heavy seafood diet on board and that’s a hard no from me on that front. Maybe I could fence your booty when you get back to shore?

[nuclearoatmeal@beige.party]

@InsiderTreat

Oh no no no no no no. I'm signing up for the rum and shanties. Maybe the beer, if it's good beer.

[ienvision@mastodon.social]

@InsiderTreat The rest of you landlubbers can stand all the way back. I've already recruited 50 great folks - and boy can we drink and sing!!!

[bazcook@mas.to]

@InsiderTreat - the new Trump Class of US Navy vessels?

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@InsiderTreat I can't sing in tune. Not sure if that's a plus.

My other strength is the Leeroy Jenkins planning strategy technique.

[jonberger@sfba.social]

@InsiderTreat Do I qualify if I have all of my parts?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epf6H7lz9Bs

[dark_stang@kind.social]

@InsiderTreat I've wasted 4 hours today on infra-as-yaml nonsense. When do we leave?

[gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno]

@InsiderTreat I can distinguish North from South based on some undisclosed Black Magic my ancestors taught me some time ago.
Might be useful on board.

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@bazcook definitely not.

[catmisgivings@stranger.social]

@InsiderTreat SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME

[tazpoltorak@fosstodon.org]

@InsiderTreat I am good at swearing, can I join?

[insidertreat@infosec.exchange]

@TazPoltorak fuck yeah!

[tazpoltorak@fosstodon.org]

@InsiderTreat ​I’ll curse the wind until it blows us toward gold, and I’ll swear at the very stars until they align for our plunder! May a hundred sharks blow me if I don't make a kraken blush!

[adarsh@ruby.social]

@drbrain @InsiderTreat Woah