“You Have No Idea Who You’re Dealing With
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“… You’d think that would break a division. Instead, by August, the commander of the First Canadian Army, General Crerar, had to issue a formal order telling his men to stop taking revenge on German prisoners. You don’t write that order for troops who need encouragement… there’s no doubt that we did this, and they did. The difference was that the SS did it cold, hours after the battle, with a pistol. Canadians did it hot, in the fight, and then kept coming. The Hitlerjugend was the most fanatical formation Hitler had in the West, and the Canadians ground it into the mud between Caen and Falaise anyway.
That’s who Trump just decided to tariff. A country that answered the worst Hitler could send with a division that had to be ordered to show mercy, and then liberated Holland on the way home, feeding starving Dutch kids out of their own rations. The Dutch still send us tulips every spring. Both things are true. Both things are us.”
“I keep hearing Americans describe Canadians as nice. We are. We’re the nicest people you’ll ever meet right up until the second you put your hands on us, and then something switches over that took the German General Staff two wars to properly understand. We’re a 40-million-person battalion in Bermuda shorts. We shovel your driveway at -4°F wearing a T-shirt; we say sorry when you step on our foot; and we went to war in September 1939, two years and three months before Pearl Harbour made it convenient for Washington to show up. We were at Dieppe when nobody else would go. We were farthest inland on D-Day. We pushed through the Scheldt in water up to our chests so Antwerp could open and Patton could get gas. We buried 45,000 of our own in that war from a country of 11 million and never asked for the credit, which is why the credit tends to get forgotten.“
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“I keep hearing Americans describe Canadians as nice. We are. We’re the nicest people you’ll ever meet right up until the second you put your hands on us, and then something switches over that took the German General Staff two wars to properly understand. We’re a 40-million-person battalion in Bermuda shorts. We shovel your driveway at -4°F wearing a T-shirt; we say sorry when you step on our foot; and we went to war in September 1939, two years and three months before Pearl Harbour made it convenient for Washington to show up. We were at Dieppe when nobody else would go. We were farthest inland on D-Day. We pushed through the Scheldt in water up to our chests so Antwerp could open and Patton could get gas. We buried 45,000 of our own in that war from a country of 11 million and never asked for the credit, which is why the credit tends to get forgotten.“
“Politically, this country has been a bar fight for a decade. That’s over. There is no Liberal or Conservative position on being annexed. Doug Ford, a Conservative premier, stood next to a Liberal prime minister this weekend and said he was glad Carney didn’t sign and promised to cut off electricity to the entire US eastern seaboard. David Eby in B.C. is already drawing up lists of ways his province can help Ottawa inflict pain. Canadians have done 22 billion in Damage to the US economy this year alone by pretending it simply doesn’t exist. The 2025 boycott of American goods never ended. It’s been a year and a half, and the shelves still have the little flags on the Canadian products. We are not a political coalition anymore. We’re a country, and countries with our history don’t negotiate the terms of their own disappearance.
That’s what Trump is dealing with here. Mark Carney is 40 million of us. And when we’re not nice, we are fucking AWFUL.“
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“Politically, this country has been a bar fight for a decade. That’s over. There is no Liberal or Conservative position on being annexed. Doug Ford, a Conservative premier, stood next to a Liberal prime minister this weekend and said he was glad Carney didn’t sign and promised to cut off electricity to the entire US eastern seaboard. David Eby in B.C. is already drawing up lists of ways his province can help Ottawa inflict pain. Canadians have done 22 billion in Damage to the US economy this year alone by pretending it simply doesn’t exist. The 2025 boycott of American goods never ended. It’s been a year and a half, and the shelves still have the little flags on the Canadian products. We are not a political coalition anymore. We’re a country, and countries with our history don’t negotiate the terms of their own disappearance.
That’s what Trump is dealing with here. Mark Carney is 40 million of us. And when we’re not nice, we are fucking AWFUL.“
“Remember last week when Trump said anyone who (sells US Debt) would be subject to being bombed by his military?
Remember all the invasion talk? It’s bullshit, and that’s his only out in dealing with Canada other than total capitulation to Carney. He’s trapped.
Trump will never send troops north. Not because he’s decent, but because the American military is the one institution in that country that would refuse him, publicly, and he knows it. The Joint Chiefs would rather resign en masse than… occupy Buffalo’s hockey rivals. And the second armour crossed at Detroit, the United States would come apart. Not Canada…. An invasion would be the fastest route to a second American civil war that any president has ever found, and the man knows a losing hand when the whole table can see it.
So the war stays economic, and that’s where the history actually bites, because economic war rewards exactly two things: who can absorb pain longer, and who has what the other guy can’t live without.”
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“Remember last week when Trump said anyone who (sells US Debt) would be subject to being bombed by his military?
Remember all the invasion talk? It’s bullshit, and that’s his only out in dealing with Canada other than total capitulation to Carney. He’s trapped.
Trump will never send troops north. Not because he’s decent, but because the American military is the one institution in that country that would refuse him, publicly, and he knows it. The Joint Chiefs would rather resign en masse than… occupy Buffalo’s hockey rivals. And the second armour crossed at Detroit, the United States would come apart. Not Canada…. An invasion would be the fastest route to a second American civil war that any president has ever found, and the man knows a losing hand when the whole table can see it.
So the war stays economic, and that’s where the history actually bites, because economic war rewards exactly two things: who can absorb pain longer, and who has what the other guy can’t live without.”
“The United States hit $40 trillion in national debt last Thursday. Not projected. Confirmed by the Treasury on August 20. That’s roughly 117,000 dollars for every American, double what it was ten years ago, and interest is now the fastest-growing thing the federal government pays for. The Strategic Petroleum Reserve, the emergency oil stockpile that’s supposed to keep the lights on when the world goes sideways, sat at 293 million barrels on August 14, the lowest it has been since 1982, after Trump drained 172 million barrels trying to hold down gas prices once Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz in February. Refineries are running at 97 percent to keep up. And the single largest supplier of crude oil to the United States, by a mile, is the country he just tariffed. Carney said it himself on Saturday: Canada fuels American growth, and he doesn’t think they want us to stop sending it.”
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“The United States hit $40 trillion in national debt last Thursday. Not projected. Confirmed by the Treasury on August 20. That’s roughly 117,000 dollars for every American, double what it was ten years ago, and interest is now the fastest-growing thing the federal government pays for. The Strategic Petroleum Reserve, the emergency oil stockpile that’s supposed to keep the lights on when the world goes sideways, sat at 293 million barrels on August 14, the lowest it has been since 1982, after Trump drained 172 million barrels trying to hold down gas prices once Iran closed the Strait of Hormuz in February. Refineries are running at 97 percent to keep up. And the single largest supplier of crude oil to the United States, by a mile, is the country he just tariffed. Carney said it himself on Saturday: Canada fuels American growth, and he doesn’t think they want us to stop sending it.”
“Oil. Electricity into New England and New York. Potash that American farmers cannot plant without. Uranium. Aluminum for every F-35 and every beer can. Lumber for every house. Trump is fighting a two-front war, one against Iran with an oil reserve at a 44-year low, and one against the country that fills the reserve. The last man who tried a two-front war against people who wouldn’t quit had a bunker in Berlin.
Whether the AI bubble pops or the market craters this fall is a bet, not a fact, and I’ll make the bet: it does. But you don’t need my bet. The debt is real. The empty reserve is real. The 20 billion dollars of hockey sticks and cheese he just made more expensive for his own voters is real.”
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“Oil. Electricity into New England and New York. Potash that American farmers cannot plant without. Uranium. Aluminum for every F-35 and every beer can. Lumber for every house. Trump is fighting a two-front war, one against Iran with an oil reserve at a 44-year low, and one against the country that fills the reserve. The last man who tried a two-front war against people who wouldn’t quit had a bunker in Berlin.
Whether the AI bubble pops or the market craters this fall is a bet, not a fact, and I’ll make the bet: it does. But you don’t need my bet. The debt is real. The empty reserve is real. The 20 billion dollars of hockey sticks and cheese he just made more expensive for his own voters is real.”
“Here’s what 76 percent means, translated into the language our grandfathers spoke at Ypres and Ortona.
It means the Canadian government has permission from the Canadian people to hurt you, and to keep hurting you past the point where reasonable people ask if we should stop. It means Carney can turn off the taps, add export levies to energy and potash and uranium, tear up defence procurement, and cancel every American contract in the country, and three out of four of us will stand behind him while our own grocery bills go up, because we have done exactly this before at a cost that makes a grocery bill look like a rounding error. We buried 66,000 men in the first war and 45,000 in the second. We can handle expensive strawberries.”
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“Here’s what 76 percent means, translated into the language our grandfathers spoke at Ypres and Ortona.
It means the Canadian government has permission from the Canadian people to hurt you, and to keep hurting you past the point where reasonable people ask if we should stop. It means Carney can turn off the taps, add export levies to energy and potash and uranium, tear up defence procurement, and cancel every American contract in the country, and three out of four of us will stand behind him while our own grocery bills go up, because we have done exactly this before at a cost that makes a grocery bill look like a rounding error. We buried 66,000 men in the first war and 45,000 in the second. We can handle expensive strawberries.”
“It also means we won’t stop when you ask. We stop when the job is finished. That’s the part the last two guys who tested us never understood. There’s a reason Crerar had to write that order in 1944. It isn’t in us to let up once we’ve decided you’re the enemy, and Trump spent eighteen months making sure we decided. Angus Reid’s July numbers showed that 65 percent of Canadians told their government to treat the United States as a threat or an enemy before this weekend even happened. That number is going one direction.
Canadians give no quarter. It’s not a slogan. It’s a documented finding by the senior historian of our national war museum and my fucking blood type.”
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“It also means we won’t stop when you ask. We stop when the job is finished. That’s the part the last two guys who tested us never understood. There’s a reason Crerar had to write that order in 1944. It isn’t in us to let up once we’ve decided you’re the enemy, and Trump spent eighteen months making sure we decided. Angus Reid’s July numbers showed that 65 percent of Canadians told their government to treat the United States as a threat or an enemy before this weekend even happened. That number is going one direction.
Canadians give no quarter. It’s not a slogan. It’s a documented finding by the senior historian of our national war museum and my fucking blood type.”
“This might be the thing that saves you
I mean this next part with everything I have, because I’ve got family and friends and forty years of memories on the other side of that border, and I know most of you didn’t sign up for this any more than we did.
Canada didn’t go to war in 1939 because we hated Germans. We went because someone had to hold the line until America was ready to show up, and it took two years and a Japanese fleet to get you there. We held it. Then you came, and together we ended it, and the world you built after 1945 was the best one it’s ever had.“
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“This might be the thing that saves you
I mean this next part with everything I have, because I’ve got family and friends and forty years of memories on the other side of that border, and I know most of you didn’t sign up for this any more than we did.
Canada didn’t go to war in 1939 because we hated Germans. We went because someone had to hold the line until America was ready to show up, and it took two years and a Japanese fleet to get you there. We held it. Then you came, and together we ended it, and the world you built after 1945 was the best one it’s ever had.“
“Trump has spent a year and a half trying to burn that world down, and his own country hasn’t been able to stop him. The courts haven’t. Congress hasn’t. Forty trillion dollars in debt hasn’t. So maybe the thing that finally does it is a 40-million-person country with a two-war reputation for not stopping, quietly turning the American economy into a lesson about what a friend costs once you’ve made him an enemy. Maybe it takes the North freezing him out for Americans to remember what he’s cost them. We’ll take that job. We’ve taken worse ones for you.
You’re welcome, in advance.”
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“Trump has spent a year and a half trying to burn that world down, and his own country hasn’t been able to stop him. The courts haven’t. Congress hasn’t. Forty trillion dollars in debt hasn’t. So maybe the thing that finally does it is a 40-million-person country with a two-war reputation for not stopping, quietly turning the American economy into a lesson about what a friend costs once you’ve made him an enemy. Maybe it takes the North freezing him out for Americans to remember what he’s cost them. We’ll take that job. We’ve taken worse ones for you.
You’re welcome, in advance.”
“To Trump, and to the people cheering him on: you have picked a fight with the one neighbour on earth whose entire military history is a warning against picking that fight. We show up smiling. We show up in shorts. We show up with a case of beer, a snowblower, and a genuine hope that this all gets fixed on a handshake. And if it doesn’t, we show up the other way, and there is no historical record, anywhere, of that going well for the people across from us.“
- Dean Blundell
What he said.
Trump, Republicans, fascists; you were warned.#Canada #USA #Trump #TradeWar #Tariffs #ElbowsUp #Canadians #Antifa
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“You Have No Idea Who You’re Dealing With
Trump just declared economic war on the one country that has never, in two world wars, learned how to quit or lost. A BRUTAL history lesson for MAGAmerica, written with love, from Canada.”
#Canada #Trump #USA #TradeWar #Tariffs #ElbowsUp #Never51 #Antifa #Resistance
Every American needs to read this to understand who they are fucking with.
And the number he is looking for is 46.
4 Canadian divisions destroyed 46 German divisions in 100 days.
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“You Have No Idea Who You’re Dealing With
Trump just declared economic war on the one country that has never, in two world wars, learned how to quit or lost. A BRUTAL history lesson for MAGAmerica, written with love, from Canada.”
#Canada #Trump #USA #TradeWar #Tariffs #ElbowsUp #Never51 #Antifa #Resistance
@fsinn Canadians are famously polite and apologetic
Imagine how much pent up bullshit they let out when you make them fight a war
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“You Have No Idea Who You’re Dealing With
Trump just declared economic war on the one country that has never, in two world wars, learned how to quit or lost. A BRUTAL history lesson for MAGAmerica, written with love, from Canada.”
#Canada #Trump #USA #TradeWar #Tariffs #ElbowsUp #Never51 #Antifa #Resistance
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“You Have No Idea Who You’re Dealing With
Trump just declared economic war on the one country that has never, in two world wars, learned how to quit or lost. A BRUTAL history lesson for MAGAmerica, written with love, from Canada.”
#Canada #Trump #USA #TradeWar #Tariffs #ElbowsUp #Never51 #Antifa #Resistance
@fsinn 40 million Canucks, leaning over the boards, just ITCHING for this clown to throw the first punch
Great article.
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@fsinn 40 million Canucks, leaning over the boards, just ITCHING for this clown to throw the first punch
Great article.
@marcwithac We’d heard about this clown when he hit dirty across town but 18 months ago he showed up at our rink, and we’ve been very, very, politely dodging as he tried to run us into the boards, until now.
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“You Have No Idea Who You’re Dealing With
Trump just declared economic war on the one country that has never, in two world wars, learned how to quit or lost. A BRUTAL history lesson for MAGAmerica, written with love, from Canada.”
#Canada #Trump #USA #TradeWar #Tariffs #ElbowsUp #Never51 #Antifa #Resistance
@fsinn Yes, but have you considered that you are dealing with a self described "Goliath"?
Or maybe you're up against "The Death Star"? Or maybe you're up against a "Napoleon"? Or maybe you're up against literally "The Confederate South"? Or you're up against Elmer Fudd?
Oh yeah, you're doomed for sure.
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@fsinn Yes, but have you considered that you are dealing with a self described "Goliath"?
Or maybe you're up against "The Death Star"? Or maybe you're up against a "Napoleon"? Or maybe you're up against literally "The Confederate South"? Or you're up against Elmer Fudd?
Oh yeah, you're doomed for sure.
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“You Have No Idea Who You’re Dealing With
Trump just declared economic war on the one country that has never, in two world wars, learned how to quit or lost. A BRUTAL history lesson for MAGAmerica, written with love, from Canada.”
#Canada #Trump #USA #TradeWar #Tariffs #ElbowsUp #Never51 #Antifa #Resistance
@fsinn
I say this as a german who met wonderful canadian people in his life, great friends I don't want to miss in any way: You people are amazing! -
@fsinn
I say this as a german who met wonderful canadian people in his life, great friends I don't want to miss in any way: You people are amazing!@momo Thank you very much.
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@marcwithac We’d heard about this clown when he hit dirty across town but 18 months ago he showed up at our rink, and we’ve been very, very, politely dodging as he tried to run us into the boards, until now.
@fsinn lol exactly!
