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  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

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  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

    Update:

    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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    #70

    @dazfuller and stolen from sources like https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

      Update:

      It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

      https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

      synlogic4242@social.vivaldi.netS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #71

      @dazfuller Timm! featue! Microslop outdid itself

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      • jedbrown@hachyderm.ioJ jedbrown@hachyderm.io

        @dazfuller
        And this is the figure from the 2010 blog post that their machine plagiarized (badly).
        https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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        #72

        @jedbrown @dazfuller there were so many ways for them to redo this graphic with very little effort, but nope, plagiarism machine plagiarises

        (0 points, redo course next year, this is your one strike, as a TA, we have seen too many people try this.....)

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        • davidvedvick@fosstodon.orgD davidvedvick@fosstodon.org

          @dazfuller thank god we've finally found a use for all of those GPUs

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          #73

          @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            Update:

            It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

            https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB This user is from outside of this forum
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            #74

            @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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            • su_liam@mas.toS su_liam@mas.to

              @davidvedvick @dazfuller And all of that RAM, and all of those hard drives/SSDs, and all of that electricity, and all of that water, and all of those jobs, and, and, and…

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              #75

              @davidvedvick @dazfuller I may have overlooked the billions of dollars they have running around in a financial circle jerk that never existed, but will turn into a giant pile of bottomless debt the moment the bubble explodes. I wonder who will pay for that?

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              • S solemarc@mastodon.social

                @dazfuller the basic spelling mistakes make me think this might actually be a real person lol

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                #76

                @Solemarc @dazfuller Humans rarely make up letters when they screw up.

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                • boostmarks@hachyderm.ioB boostmarks@hachyderm.io

                  @dazfuller we need a word for a slop so ridiculous it becomes a meme.

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                  #77

                  @dazfuller If IAGen is a revolution comparable to the industrial revolution, we are at the point where sausages contained workers.

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                  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                    Update:

                    It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                    https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                    #78

                    @dazfuller not Tim but Timmmmmmm

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                    • libertyforward1@beige.partyL libertyforward1@beige.party

                      @dazfuller I will now pronounce "merged" as "morged" until my dying breath

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                      #79

                      @LibertyForward1 @dazfuller To morg is to merge code that can’t compile and uses letters that don’t exist in human language into the release.

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                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                        Update:

                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                        #80

                        @dazfuller in the top left there it doesnt even say time, its “timn”(???) the last latter of that isnt a real letter. i assume that means time but backwards bc the arrow is backwards

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                        • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                          @dazfuller Look!
                          https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                          #81

                          @jackeric basically the same picture right 😆

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                          • itgrrl@infosec.exchangeI itgrrl@infosec.exchange

                            @dazfuller 💁‍♀️

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                            #82

                            @itgrrl @dazfuller
                            You are not Morg! You are not I-Morg!

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                            • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                              @JennyFluff
                              The things Tim has seen.
                              @dazfuller

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                              #83

                              @ohmrun @JennyFluff don’t talk to Tim about the old Morging, he was there (or will be eventually) at the beginning

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                              • jackeric@beige.partyJ jackeric@beige.party

                                @dazfuller Look!
                                https://nvie.com/posts/a-successful-git-branching-model/

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                                #84

                                @jackeric @dazfuller so they also stole this essentially then?

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                                  @dazfuller
                                  Y'all will love this I bet

                                  /ducks

                                  https://entire.io

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                                  #85

                                  @Nymnympseudonymm this is great

                                  Now excuse me while I cleanse it with fire

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                                  • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                                    @ohmrun @dazfuller

                                    That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

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                                    #86

                                    @loosenut @ohmrun @dazfuller

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                                    • aleciabatson@mastodon.socialA aleciabatson@mastodon.social

                                      @dazfuller as I shared with @munin

                                      I love the English #language! Ever-evolving with new verbs and terms. (Now, with #slopification!) In this instance, I’ll gladly employ “to morg” because, based purely on context, it seems to be defined as

                                      morg / mɔrg /
                                      verb
                                      to cause a deadly or grossly negligent outcome upon merge

                                      Use in a sentence
                                      *After the changes were shipped, they published just before failover and morged the live, resulting in an outage for the on call.*

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                                      #87

                                      @aleciabatson @munin if this isn’t standard terminology by middle of the year then I’ll be devastated

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                                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                        This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                        I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                        https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                        Update:

                                        It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                        https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                        #88

                                        @dazfuller no wonder they are barely able to make working software anymore.

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                                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                          This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                          I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                          https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                          Update:

                                          It looks as though after 4-5 months the page has been updated, but if you want to see the image in situ still then the way back machine has you covered.

                                          https://web.archive.org/web/20260216165612/https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

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                                          #89

                                          @dazfuller There is a theory that all merges and commits are just a single Tim moving backwards and forward in the git history...

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