The horrors these warning cones have experienced.

[miguelpergamon@kolektiva.social]

@MCDuncanLab @markarayner

The Cone-Things from Another World

#BurnItMac

[ra@mstdn.social]

@markarayner "Let me tell you why you're here. You're here because you know something. What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad." ~ Morpheus

[shonin@c.im]

@markarayner

[evoscale@c.im]

@markarayner Better than a cornered dunce?

[angrybunnyman@indieweb.social]

@markarayner I also experience that level of horror when wet

[brainwise@mas.to]

@markarayner Their silent, anguish screams.

[danish_akhtar7@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

I think they should be given treatment for Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD).

[the_guardian@infosec.exchange]

@markarayner Pretty Terrible Shit; Dog.

[deelux_fiat@todon.nl]

@markarayner When object verité appears to express current existential crises. Love it!

[tezoatlipoca@mas.to]

@markarayner

You young cones don't know what it was like... the floor... was wet.... always wet....

_But what was it wet with grandpa cone?_

It was wet.. .with unspeakable dampness I shant repeat. The horror... the horror...

[deelux_fiat@todon.nl]

@markarayner If you don’t already know the photography if Manuel Alvarez Bravo, take a look as he had a similar appreciation of the surreal in everyday objects.

[perrin42@mastodon.social]

@markarayner

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Vomit on a marble staircase. I watched dog pee glitter in the dark near the ticket gate. All those moments will be mopped in time, like tears in rain. Time to dry.

[bodling@dmv.community]

@MCDuncanLab @markarayner I missed that at first!

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@markarayner the one that's hiding inside with terrified eyes is sending me

[wesdym@mastodon.social]

@markarayner Lo!

[magmora@lgbtqia.space]

@markarayner I love that the one is just trying to hold up the other, like "I know it's bad, but we'll make it!"

[alexf24@mstdn.social]

@markarayner Another disapproving post

[petealexharris@mastodon.scot]

@markarayner
All they do every day is warn people, but then, Cassandra-like, watch their warnings go unheeded.

[markarayner@mas.to]

@Perrin42 🤪

[markarayner@mas.to]

@mynameistillian that got me too