PASS THE BONG

[markus@toot.orchid-cottage.uk]

@GossiTheDog does solve the wfh problem.

Or is the person centauring inside their digital twin required to be in the office.

Yeah wait. Of course they are.

[durneztj@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog This is shilling the metaverse all over again

[random_seed@bitbang.social]

@GossiTheDog They’re so screwed. This is the point in the movie where the boss says everyone is doing great, walks back into his office and commits hara-kiri.

[sindemore@monads.online]

@GossiTheDog ah yes https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_Dealer

[barubary@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog Excuse me, only DIGITAL COMBUSTION-POWERED CARS of course. None of those woke electric cars.

[stx@mastodon.scot]

@GossiTheDog JENSEN HUANG THEN SAYS HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOOKED AT YOUR HANDS AND ASKS IF ANYONE HAS ANY JAFFA CAKES

[datavizzard@chaos.social]

@GossiTheDog This Sanitor is insane

[theorangetheme@en.osm.town]

@GossiTheDog No thanks, sounds like a bad trip to me.

[onterof@sueden.social]

@GossiTheDog Apart from the obvious bs ... It's a bit funny that there's still someone enthusiastic about the future of the german car industry.

[wildeyedboyfromfreecloud@masto.ai]

@GossiTheDog Pulling tubes!

[illuminatus@mstdn.social]

@GossiTheDog Mate has downed at least a whole blotter sheet.

[mschfr@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog Is there some better source for that than an bsky/twitter account?

[jacktladd@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog wasn't this the starting premise of Second Life?

[annehargreaves@ioc.exchange]

@GossiTheDog ffs

[chloeg@mastodon.art]

@GossiTheDog I’m going to build a digital twin of me driving a digital car with its digital brain because sure as hell I wont be able to afford to buy a real one.

Oh he said ‘Germany’. That’s about right. Here in the UK we will go back to roasting mangelwurzels over an open fire. Ooarr.

[zarchasmpgmr@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog I don’t want any of what he’s smoking.

[benaveling@infosec.exchange]

He definitely said something. I'm not sure that this is definitely exactly word for word what we said.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/ceo-friedrich-merz-nvidia-frankfurt-mario-draghi-b3069504.html
@froztbyte @GossiTheDog

[rjohnsonmn@mastodon.social]

@GossiTheDog Stop trying to make the metaverse a thing…like, how many times does it need to fail?

[fencepost@infosec.exchange]

@GossiTheDog so Nvidia is going full virtual and everyone gets to work remote in a digital twin of the company?

[adipoeserpursch@troet.cafe]

@GossiTheDog Don't bogart that joint...