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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler The future of all businesses everywhere is Betamaxing. All businesses must force users to maximize usage of Betamax or be fired. All e-mails must be recorded onto Betamax and then watched on Betmax VCRs. Or you will be fired.
No reusing tapes either. You are fired if you don't produce a large enough pile of discarded single used Betamax tapes.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler Honestly. Let them go Bankrupt. Probably for the better.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler I wonder when the first AI dude stands up and states that they are so important now that they should be funded by tax money.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler
Why don't they just ask their AIs to solve their problem? They keep telling us it's the answer to all of our problems. Obviously it's time to get it to do what they say it does and lift them up by those Trump-issued bootstraps. -
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler please give generously! Our capitalist model is in dire need of YOUR cash!
C'mon! You know we're worth it! We'll pay you back...promise!Hey! techbro shitheads!
1. WE NEVER ASKED FOR AI!
2. NO ONE WANTS IT!
3. ITS NOT WORTH IT!
4. WE GOT BETTER THINGS TO USE WATER ON, LIKE DRINKING & AGRICULTURE!
5. ALL YOUR WASTED TECH IS BAD FOR THE PLANET!
6. FOR SO CALLED "SMART GUYS" YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKING DUMB!
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler The AI bubble isn't popping, it's just asking for another round of venture capital.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler tower-of-babel-ass mfs lmao
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler can they already go bankrupt right now I can't wait anymore
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler - Yeh, without revenue a guy might go bankrupt. Wish I would have thought of that earlier. Please sir, could I have hundreds of billions in revenue?
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP. -
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.He should try opening a restauarant.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.Don't worry, they have a plan. They are going to go public and collude with the bankers and index funds to suck it out of everyone's retirement savings just like SpaceX.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.Well, I have no issues with them AI guys going bankrupt.
We did know this already. It's written on many walls. It will happen for most of them (there's no market for them all) and just some will remain. Maybe offering tech someone is actually asking for.
Problem is, they'll try to unload their huge losses on the stock market, making poor investor and pension funds pay for their exit. Or worse, bailout with public money.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler op knows how to GenX
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler I'd just switch to local inference for coding and just have it be slower and nearly as good. These companies are all doomed long term IMO.
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.gofundme.com/anthropicceoplzplz
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler Coincidence! I'm in the same position. So how does this work, I post my whine online and people mail me checks? Do I have to mess up my hair first?
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@jerrej @Richard_Littler
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler As somebody said "May they rest in piss."#
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I'm going to search Netscape and AltaVista for ways to help. I'll set up funding pages on MySpace and Friends Reunited. And I'll video a charity appeal on Betamax, convert it to Laserdisc, then send out copies that can only be watched on 3D-Ready TVs. I'll page you with more details ASAP.@Richard_Littler That's what #AI gets for violating the rest of the vowels our Constitution 'guaranteed'. Now we're going to be in consonant Hell.
