would yall wear the elderly robot tail

[old_angry_queer@girlcock.club]

@kaiiak not if i have to get elderly first.

[oliviavespera@spacey.space]

@kaiiak looks expensive.

[tomafox@meow.social]

@kaiiak hello yes Japan it's me, the Elderly. i like buying houses at affordable prices and telling kids to get off my lawn

[bussphomet@app.wafrn.net]

@kaiiak@madverse.city

Unless I can tail slam the shit out of somebody with it like godzilla

Wait can it

[stuartyeates@cloudisland.nz]

@OliviaVespera @kaiiak

Aren't all proper fursuits?

[marceline@dergdungeon.com.au]

so when can the public get this

[oliviavespera@spacey.space]

@stuartyeates @kaiiak Not wrong there~

[uint8_t@chaos.social]

@kaiiak is this real? can you buy this??

[gabu@chitter.xyz]

@kaiiak yes absolutely

[toxy@mastodon.acc.sunet.se]

@kaiiak I’d be afraid of some kind of backlash.

[kierkegaanks@beige.party]

@kaiiak animémber

[kolya@social.cologne]

@uint8_t @kaiiak
it was a real prototype in sept 2024
https://www.geeky-gadgets.com/human-tail-robotic/

EDIT: the youtube video linked in the article is from 2020. so this is probably how old this actually is.

[illuminatus@mstdn.social]

@stuartyeates @OliviaVespera @kaiiak I estimated p=1 that somebody mentioned the obvious community supporting this.

[itnomad@ruhr.social]

@kaiiak As someone with cerebral palsy, some serious balance problems, a history of nasty tripping accidents and life-longe love with dinosaurs: HELL YES TAKE MY MONEY

[naima@meow.social]

@kaiiak i have trouble balancing now... can i have one?

[krazov@mstdn.social]

@kaiiak Aye!

[korawolfsrain@meow.social]

@uint8_t @kaiiak it is, but if its already in mass production and affortable is another question

[cinnamon@mk.absturztau.be]

@kaiiak@madverse.city Is that device also useful to make roller skate backwards fallings softer? ​​

[tiredbun@akko.wtf]

@kaiiak That looks pretty similar to astronaut tail concept (mechanical tail to position yourself in zero gravity, though it was designer student concept, so I am not sure if it would be effective)

[notthatdelta@furry.engineer]

@kaiiak In a heartbeat, and I'd never take it off!