tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter Ouch!
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That was unexpected!
Oh dear, I laughed so hard... and...
and... and... then exploded into hysterics when the black sheets came out.
Am I evil?
We’re not evil, we’re just aware of the Dadaist absurdity of this timeline, and can appreciate the moments of hilarity that ensue.
Or in the words of the redneck prophet: I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there.
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At least now everybody's talking about it
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@peter Is that a vent on its ass
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It's a coffee table AND a robot
To be fair it's not much good as either. I was attempting to be generous
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I'd say roughly a 100° pivot at the knees.
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@peter Look at how useless it is even when it's working. Slowly walking to deliver whatever that was. Wow, what a time saver, such a great demo.
The nice thing about robots is you can make them any shape, give them any propulsion method, fine tune their abilities to a specific task.
But techbros keep going for general-purpose humanoid because they can imagine they're people and they want to control people and have slaves.
@zazzoo @peter watching it at first it's hard not think on some subconscious level "oh baby you're taking your first steps! come on now, come on, you're doing *so good!*"
anyway i'm starting to susepct if some of these guys had taken more time off to bond with their children the world might be a tiny bit less unhinged -
@zazzoo @peter watching it at first it's hard not think on some subconscious level "oh baby you're taking your first steps! come on now, come on, you're doing *so good!*"
anyway i'm starting to susepct if some of these guys had taken more time off to bond with their children the world might be a tiny bit less unhinged -
@chieroglyph @r1ekeh @peter No way ! no distribution or connection in fact a kill switch we need for those as they gonna kill us all.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter #Chunderroad
Eh, we already have rock stars that can collapse on stage.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I can't wait for all the viral video supercuts of humanoid robots falling over in hilarious ways
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@peter The poor thing is dead
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter Why put billions of resources into this, rather than investing it in having healthy, happy and creative human beings?
...how is anyone going to fall in love with a waiter/waitress anymore - if it's only vending machines and robots all over?
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter you’d think that one advantage of the robot being humanoid is that when it collapses you can carry it on a stretcher, but they don’t seem to have prepared for that
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I like how it tries to flip off the crowd as its final dying gesture
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@peter The poor thing is dead
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@distincteclare @peter ... lagen griffbereit
@cmdrSprocket @distincteclare @peter Ja... und man hätte die eigentlich auch nicht gebraucht. Am Ende haben die den ja auch so weggetragen. Das hat kein Bisschen Würde in die Situation gebracht.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter This was the little uplift my day needed
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@peter you’d think that one advantage of the robot being humanoid is that when it collapses you can carry it on a stretcher, but they don’t seem to have prepared for that
@ShadSterling: At least they had the black sheets on hand!
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@peter This has inspired me to put together a very meme worthy gif of this lol
This robot physically expressing how the world feels right now in this timeline.
