Headline Writer Hit By Subject-Object Confusion, Unable to Tell Who is Responsible for Layoffs and Who They Happened To.

[truenorthspice@mastodon.world]

@maxleibman

Accurate headlines are for sissies, dontyaknow.

[justajason007@beige.party]

@maxleibman Welcome to Florida

[corbden@defcon.social]

@maxleibman The passive voice was abused.

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@corbden @maxleibman

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@maxleibman Sounds like a hurricane passed through. But actually it was just a stupid that passed through.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@maxleibman

Poor Disney. They never saw it coming.

[allanb@mastodon.social]

@maxleibman The layoff bogeyman has risen and punched the heck out of Disney!

Executives are reeling from this unexpected event!

[netzblockierer@tech.lgbt]

@maxleibman writing sentences in English hard it is.
Even native speakers mistakes do make quite often.

[fletcherthemoose@mastodon.social]

@maxleibman Oh no, those poor talking animals

[beldarak@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@nazokiyoubinbou @maxleibman

A huricane passed and took the employees away. Disney CEO wish them the best and hope they landed on another company roof or something

[petealexharris@mastodon.scot]

@fletcherthemoose @maxleibman they prefer to be called executives.

[b3lt3r@mastodon.b3lt3r.com]

@maxleibman Fire one million!

[oblomov@snowfan.it]

@maxleibman layoffs falling from the sky like meteors or Starllink satellites

[xerge@mastodon.nl]

@maxleibman @patrickhadfield Disney had been dead for years. What are they going on about?

[purplelotus13@mastodon.social]

@corbden @maxleibman
by zombies.