I'm never going on a plane ever again

[renardboy@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs love the unsolicited quotes around "best & brightest"

[jonricha@hoosier.social]

@thomasfuchs I’m sure it’s fine. BTW, how long does it take a crashed flight to respawn?

[mbpaz@mas.to]

@thomasfuchs withstanding the continuous stress of controlling flights is easy if you are a psychopath who feels no stress at all over the fate of hundreds of humans flying. Hire psychopaths for the job!
What could possibly go wrong?

[electricfusionq@muenchen.social]

@thomasfuchs
These people reached the academy.
That´s it. They haven´t been qualified to sit in a tower.

[rejinl@masto.nyc]

@thomasfuchs "Streamlined hiring process" does not fill me with confidence.

[paulnickson@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs When your ATC is run by kids who have the mentality that if a plane goes down, not to worry as it will regenerate or something.

[alisonw@hachyderm.io]

@thomasfuchs
If someone is amongst "the best and brightest" I doubt they would choose ATC as an occupation.

[bedifferent@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs Holy shit ... https://www.transportation.gov/briefing-room/trumps-transportation-secretary-sean-p-duffy-and-federal-aviation-administration

Family member getting married this month. A friend was invited and was told I wasn't going. I said to my HS friend I don't trust flying. She said the same thing. We're both old and educated.

[em_and_future_cats@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs ooohh god ‍
I hate this timeline

[misjavanlaatum@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@thomasfuchs obligatory "do a barrel roll!" quote

[arem@mstdn.ca]

@thomasfuchs They'll be fine if first trained in VATSIM.

"Flight CX376, you are now cleared to crash."

[jlm@mastodon.world]

@thomasfuchs can't be any worse than the aviation engineering students I encountered at my job 20 years ago. They were glad to get C's and D's. Probably leads on some project at Boeing by now.

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@thomasfuchs
Can anyone on this thread name a single time that excessive haste and unrealistic deadlines combined to derail an important project?
The reflecting pool, the destruction if the White House East Wing, and the Iran War don't count -- so don't mention those.

[dannyreving@mastodon.social]

@thomasfuchs Yet another reason never to visit the US again. Seems like they make up new reasons every day. It’s beyond me why anyone would want to go there as a tourist.

[callisto@disabled.social]

@thomasfuchs I still blame Reagan

[thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io]

@callisto that would be correct

[thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io]

@alisonw tbf it's in quotation marks

[somekindofgarf@kind.social]

@thomasfuchs joking to skip the main point but will @acarsdrama have to introduce content warnings for the gamer moments

[enema_cowboy@dotnet.social]

@thomasfuchs
Maybe these new hires can start their tower experience for private jets in Silicon Valley and Austin.

[piiiepsbrummm@chaos.social]

@thomasfuchs "Trained on X-Wings"?