“The bombing will continue until we achieve peace” is right up there with “we had to destroy the village in order to save it”.

[wall_e@ioc.exchange]

@mattblaze literally:"The beatings will continue until morale improves"

[newstik@social.heise.de]

@mattblaze Fugging for virginity.

[alexmdunne@mastodon.social]

@mattblaze

I'm no military scholar, so hoping someone here can tell me:

How many cruise missiles will it take to bury the #Epstein scandal in #Iran ?

[wildeyedboyfromfreecloud@masto.ai]

@mattblaze This is why Colin Powell went to the U.N. WMDs and uranium tubes. Oh, . Sorry, wrong self-made unnecessary disaster.

[steve_zeke@freeradical.zone]

@mattblaze
WTF is with his use of "Thank you for your attention to this matter."

Does this moron think it makes him sound professional and business-like?

What attention am I supposed to pay to the "matter"?

"OK, prez, I'll get right on that."

He really is such a dimwit.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@mattblaze

"It's for your own good, baby." President of the American Fuckups, Donald Trump, to whatever is in front of him.

[indyrichard@mastodon.scot]

@mattblaze Surely a better target if World peace is the aim, would be Donald Trump? Seems like a logical conclusion.

[mrcopilot@mstdn.social]

@mattblaze "The murders will continue until my poll numbers improve."

-DJT

[davidnielsen@mastodon.social]

@mattblaze “I can’t seem to lose weight, no matter how much diet food I eat.”

[victorgijsbers@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@mattblaze They make a desolation and call it peace. (As Tacitus said of the Romans.)

[nonlinear@mastodon.nz]

@mattblaze One minuscule step away from "The new United States deserves peace."

[wyatt_h_knott@vermont.masto.host]

@wall_e came here to make sure this was here

@mattblaze

[jargoggles@kolektiva.social]

@mattblaze
Also, if the bombing really is "pinpoint," doesn't that mean they intentionally bombed a school full of children?

[rvlara23@mastodon.social]

@mattblaze

Fucking for virginity!!!

[tessarakt@mastodon.social]

@jargoggles @mattblaze Has Iran already accepted ICC jurisdiction?

[bob_zim@infosec.exchange]

@wall_e @mattblaze This season of Peacemaker is a little too on the nose.

[lauxmyth@mastodon.online]

@RVLara23 @mattblaze

You were here first with this one. The f*$#ing will continue until everybody is a virgin.

[lightfighter@infosec.exchange]

@WildEyedBoyFromFreecloud @mattblaze We didn't even rate a good lie before this one.,

[huntn00@mastodon.world]

@mattblaze What a fucking Evil Moron along with the little moron victims cheering this, too stupid to know they are victims too. 🧟‍️

[njwookie@mindly.social]

@mattblaze

The beatings will continue until morale improves!!

Frankly the real message from Trump is “the bombings will continue until the Epstein files drop out of the news cycle”.