someone should make a dating app for nerds and call it Singles Sign-On

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@cjust "Get more SAML in your dating life!"

[jimfl@hachyderm.io]

@gsuberland Dates should be called “sessions”

[tamonten@mstdn.social]

@gsuberland I mean, you would need to repeatedly introduce yourself, so it works on many levels.

[cjust@infosec.exchange]

@gsuberland

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@jimfl @gsuberland

Dates should be ISO-8601

[tinybird@timetheft.rip]

@gsuberland call it Pull Request

[xobb@mstdn.social]

@gsuberland “Schedule one on one” should be CTA

[katco@mstdn.social]

@gsuberland and every day, if you want to go on a date with a person you've already dated, you have to go on a first date again.

[leoncowle@hachyderm.io]

@gsuberland @uastronomer And then a vaccination-booking app, too, called Shingles Sign-On.

[ciaranmak@mastodon.ie]

@gsuberland "Please choose your preferences from the following selection of courting protocols"

[shadowlab@furry.engineer]

@gsuberland So.... would that be SSOaaS?

[roterclaus@d-64.social]

@gsuberland And instead of „match“ it should be „opt in“.

[candi@kinkycats.org]

@gsuberland

[adlerweb@social.adlerweb.info]

@gsuberland So it tries to match using RADIUS?

[gsuberland@chaos.social]

@adlerweb I imagine the matching algorithm to be based on OSPF

[leeloo@c.im]

@gsuberland
Would you have to log in again for each message you want to send?

[qesuto@infosec.exchange]

@gsuberland with a refresh token to renew commitment; uhm, you might be onto something...

[targetdrone@mastodon.social]

@gsuberland "WhOA-uth2, take a look at this one! I'd grant them role-based access all night long!"

[amiserabilist@beige.party]

@tinybird @gsuberland

git merge

[marcotietz@infosec.exchange]

@gsuberland Graham. Please.