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@scy cheese. you went to the kitchen for cheese
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@scy if there was a tune in the background associated with the exact reason you'd be fine
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@scy Good old doorway effect.
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"... And I'm sitting
In the kitchen sink ..."
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@scy Relatable content!
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@scy they were catchy
it was a very stylish decade
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@scy if there was a tune in the background associated with the exact reason you'd be fine
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@scy What's love got to do, got to do with it? .... The hell am I in the kitchen for?
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@scy I believe this addresses both constraints:
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@scy MTV taught us well.
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(Wait. This isn't the kitchen.)
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@scy Don't worry. It happens to everyone. If it happens to you and there are witnesses, just say hello and wave goodbye.
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@scy Priorities.
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@shermozle @scy but whatever else you may say about those outfits, they are designed and worn with CONFIDENCE
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@shermozle @scy yes, certainly true, and also a decade-long toy commercial. some of these characteristics were more obvious than others to us when we were kids.
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@scy to be fair, your brain stores memories in chapters it differentiates with "thresholds", so it's actually very normal to forget everything when you walk through a door - stuff before that room was literally just archived away
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And let's not even mention the lyrics to the Gilligan's Island theme song.
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@scy sucks to steal stuff to add alt text. Be less ableist and less of a thief.
