tl;dr: too long; didn't read

[talin@mastodon.social]

@neil tv;dw too video, didn't watch

[jmax@mastodon.social]

@neil Alternatively, dr;dr give me the the news

[terrorbite@meow.social]

@neil don't forget this one:

pw;dr: paywalled, didn't read

Edit: I did not check the other comments before posting this. Everyone else already suggested it

[captainbara@meow.social]

@neil

dcs;dr: didn't capitalize sentences; didn't read

[secularjeffrey@ohai.social]

@neil

vl;dc = video link, didn't click

[geoffl@mastodon.me.uk]

@SecularJeffrey @neil

pdf;dr - Probably displays fucked-up, didn't read.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@ben @neil

I need these aggregated they're very good.

Just saw:

ai;dr

Earlier today.

[paulatothepeople@climatejustice.social]

@neil @TimWardCam

cw;dr: cookiewall; didn't read
sw;dr: subscription-wall; didn't read
seo;nc: search engine enshittification; lots of text, no content to read
na;db: no alt-text; didn't boost

[cockneylaurie@mastodonapp.uk]

@neil what do you call
"Required subscription or agree all cookies", didn't read?

[neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk]

@cockneylaurie

"Time for uBlock Origin"?

[grahamdowns@mastodon.africa]

@neil pw;dr: Paywalled; didn't read.