just received (and deleted without reading) two issue reports ending with:I, menneske, understand 1/4 of the above.

[whitequark@social.treehouse.systems]

just received (and deleted without reading) two issue reports ending with:

I, menneske, understand 1/4 of the above. My assistant understands more.

Investigation assisted by Claude Fable 5 (claude-fable-5, effort: high).

man, i'm tired

[mossmann@mastodon.social]

@whitequark "I understand less than the plagiarism machine" is quite a self-own.

[cinebox@masto.hackers.town]

@whitequark couldn’t even be bothered to half-ass it, they had to quarter-ass it instead

[calx@infosec.exchange]

@cinebox @whitequark they half-assed half-assing

[aim@mastodon.nz]

@whitequark honestly. At least they’re honest?