How old are you?
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Would you like to purchase a pay phone? I have one.
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Is it in your living room?
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All of these users are middle-aged millennials, at least in my head, but the age doesn't matter.
I have used a touch tone payphone, but it was never a regular part of my life.
(I am a middle aged millennial, but I don't have any pay phones in my living room - I am fairly certain I have more than one mutual here who does.)
@IrrationalMethod @galacticstone I have got only one, and it's in the breakfast nook
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Is it in your living room?
It’s in the kitchen.
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It’s in the kitchen.
This decreases my confidence that I have more than one mutual with a pay phone in their living room, but I still put the probability at >50%.
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Tiktok: "look at this cool thing I found in the back of this restaurant, it's like an old cell phone, but it's mounted to the wall, it only makes calls
and you share it with other people!"Reddit: "help, wtf is this thing?"
Mastodon: "oh cool. That's the unique one that was made by Western Electric to supports both pulse dialing and tone dialing depending on the jumper behind the keypad. The logo is for a phone company that went bankrupt after 3 months and is now part of Verizon. I have three of them in my living room."
Facebook: "oh the good old days! I still can't believe Obama banned payphones!"
@IrrationalMethod @galacticstone there is a coffee shop about half an hour from me that has a fake payphone in a decorated booth entirely for social media selfies.
I was very disappointed
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@IrrationalMethod @galacticstone there is a coffee shop about half an hour from me that has a fake payphone in a decorated booth entirely for social media selfies.
I was very disappointed
Thank you, I was going to expand on the joke , I am certain that is Instagram summed up.
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How old are you?
@galacticstone this makes people from behind the iron curtain look old
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Tiktok: "look at this cool thing I found in the back of this restaurant, it's like an old cell phone, but it's mounted to the wall, it only makes calls
and you share it with other people!"Reddit: "help, wtf is this thing?"
Mastodon: "oh cool. That's the unique one that was made by Western Electric to supports both pulse dialing and tone dialing depending on the jumper behind the keypad. The logo is for a phone company that went bankrupt after 3 months and is now part of Verizon. I have three of them in my living room."
Facebook: "oh the good old days! I still can't believe Obama banned payphones!"
Twitter user still on X: "I wrote about why Obama let phone companies abandon their pay phones and what that means for the future of Democracy. Read it in the Atlantic!"
Bluesky: "read this interesting article I came across in the Atlantic about how payphones will help us in 2028!"
LinkedIn: "I'm proud to announce my new start up to help deliver telecommunications to the unphoned. We discovered an unmet market of people who can't afford the latest iPhone so we are going to install booths in third spaces that rent access by the minute."
HackerNews, same user: "check out this new startup revolutionizing communication using crypto and AI! I got it all going this weekend thanks to Claude"
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How old are you?
My husband had one of those party line phones in their house. Tech moves fast.
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This decreases my confidence that I have more than one mutual with a pay phone in their living room, but I still put the probability at >50%.
The problem with me buying a pay phone is I either need to get a VoIP line and set up a PBX, or I need to start buying old telephone exchange rack mount equipment.
The first sounds like a nightmare, and the second will end up in my basement with my kid cursing me to eternal damnation after I pass away.
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How old are you?
@galacticstone how do I select options 1-3

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How old are you?
@galacticstone I’m old enough to remember the days when, if I wanted to make a long-distance call, I had to call the operator and ask them to connect me. But the transition to digital switches was blazing fast compared to the rest of the country: we had an automated exchange 10 to 15 years earlier than parts of the nation's capital.
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How old are you?
PAAAARTAAAAAAAY LINE!
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Twitter user still on X: "I wrote about why Obama let phone companies abandon their pay phones and what that means for the future of Democracy. Read it in the Atlantic!"
Bluesky: "read this interesting article I came across in the Atlantic about how payphones will help us in 2028!"
LinkedIn: "I'm proud to announce my new start up to help deliver telecommunications to the unphoned. We discovered an unmet market of people who can't afford the latest iPhone so we are going to install booths in third spaces that rent access by the minute."
HackerNews, same user: "check out this new startup revolutionizing communication using crypto and AI! I got it all going this weekend thanks to Claude"
Ham radio social net:
"Yeah. That was a great time meeting for coffee at the diner this morning. Did you see that everyone's talking about payphones? I used to work for Western Electric in the adjacent department. You remember Roy, the old club president? Yeah. He designed the dial mechanism. What a hoot that guy was."meshtasticore-verse: "dyk my uncle, the HAM, used to work on pay phones? i wrote a python script to let me use one as a T9 keyboard to send this msg."
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How old are you?
@galacticstone i think i sent an email from a payphone once
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Thank you, I was going to expand on the joke , I am certain that is Instagram summed up.
@IrrationalMethod @lapt0r @galacticstone In Norway we have 100 old school public phone booths placed around the country. They're no longer operative, but they at least serve as a reminder of a different time. I'm also quite sure somebody has at least one in their living room (of course tinkered with, so that you can make calls with it), and the odds are fairly low that they have a presence in the Fediverse.
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How old are you?
@galacticstone Used all 3 within the same year... The future didn't happen all at once.
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How old are you?
@galacticstone
Why is there no option for people who know these but never used them because they had no one to call?Also make sure I do not get my hands on a rotary phone, since then, I will need something to mod that and fear it will get expensive (just imagine calling someone via Signal/<Other thing that is better than plain phone line> but using your rotary phone to dial the number of your contact).
Don't think to have much use for a payphone kind of rotary dialling phone though ... Too large. -
How old are you?
@galacticstone
Im missing "I've used a operator only payphone"