UPDATE: This post is my personal opinion and does not represent advice or the official position of Pica LLC

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

UPDATE: This post is my personal opinion and does not represent advice or the official position of Pica LLC

Friendly reminder that you should under no circumstances give #PicaTheCat your credit card number and the pin on the back so she can "shop for you and save you time"

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

Listen if this post gets removed I hope someone has saved a copy.

Her lawyers have been activated again.

[emma@orbital.horse]

@futurebird this criminal took my card and bought a bunch of modular synths. They don't even have a SoundCloud.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

*sigh* I can't stay mad at her.

[genxlife@toad.social]

@futurebird

But she looks totally trustworthy.

[c0dec0dec0de@hachyderm.io]

@futurebird it’s in your contract

[aprilfollies@mastodon.online]

@futurebird Such a goof.

[virginicus@universeodon.com]

@GenXLife @futurebird Compared to Muse, anyway.

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@aprilfollies

She's 19. I aspire to be just as goofy in my older years.

[hattifattener@wandering.shop]

@futurebird Can she summarize my emails and maybe exterminate humanity though

[rlstone4dems@mastodon.social]

@futurebird Pica's cutness can make you melt...

[gdinwiddie@mastodon.social]

@futurebird How did you learn this?

[sidd_harth0_5h4h@tenforward.social]

@futurebird she innocent baby!

[margaretsefton@writing.exchange]

@futurebird

[david@fouroclockfarms.club]

@futurebird EEEEE SO CUUUTE