The first things I learned when I woke up today:

[skinnylatte@hachyderm.io]

Baby manatees drink milk from their mother’s armpits

[pikesley@mastodon.me.uk]

@skinnylatte bred for their skills in magic

[http_error_418@hachyderm.io]

@skinnylatte this actually makes sense to me because I learned about witches

[dave@alvarado.social]

@skinnylatte I love this so much. It's like ligers and tigons.

[broadfork@mastodon.green]

@skinnylatte I love that grolar and pizzly bears exist. I would love to see what they look like.

[nev@flipping.rocks]

@skinnylatte I believe sloths are the same!

Truly, what is milk but extra-nutritious sweat

[olmst3ad@hachyderm.io]

@skinnylatte yes, but are grolar Bears bouba and pizzley Bears kiki? Because they sound like they should be...

[capnthommo@c.im]

@skinnylatte what do you get from a pizzly/grolar cross.

[ginevracat@toot.community]

@skinnylatte You have the best facts!!

[ferrix@mastodon.online]

@skinnylatte bearoligists warn not to call them pizzly to their face