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  • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

    This is a modern motherfucking website.

    And it’s still fucking perfect.

    https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

    owenfromcanada@mstdn.caO This user is from outside of this forum
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    #12

    @lproven You've accurately portrayed the nature of my grievance. Thank you.

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    • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

      @idiot I have news for you. You are not funny, not edgy, and nowhere near as smart as you think you are.

      Now go away, the grownups are talking.

      idiot@shitposter.worldI This user is from outside of this forum
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      #13
      @lproven >the grownups are talking
      No they're not. I had to scroll back four pages on your profile to find the first post you've made with more than 1 reply, retweet, or like. The lion's share of your posts have next to no interaction, and you don't repost anyone else's content, so it's not like you're jumping up and down saying YES, THAT MAN COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER about anything either.
      Anyways, if you're not gonna block me and give me the scalp, and you don't want to have a conversation about how four lossy jpegs in a video container trenchcoat is a shitty file, I don't know what else to tell you other than I hope you've enjoyed the most conversation you've had on fedi all year.
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      • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

        This is a modern motherfucking website.

        And it’s still fucking perfect.

        https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

        8r3n7@mstdn.ca8 This user is from outside of this forum
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        #14

        @lproven It is a phenomenon, that certain kinds of people must avoid the simple, and instead make things needlessly complicated and inefficient, in their need to feel powerful and special. Or something. The psychology is baffling.

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        • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

          This is a modern motherfucking website.

          And it’s still fucking perfect.

          https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

          djm62@beige.partyD This user is from outside of this forum
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          #15

          @lproven wonderful!

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          • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

            This is a modern motherfucking website.

            And it’s still fucking perfect.

            https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

            2something@transfem.social2 This user is from outside of this forum
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            #16

            @lproven@social.vivaldi.net

            I will continue to shill
            https://geminiprotocol.net .

            nieuemma@mastodon.deN 1 Reply Last reply
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            • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

              This is a modern motherfucking website.

              And it’s still fucking perfect.

              https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

              fedipete@techhub.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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              #17

              @lproven fantastic read!

              Proves how RFC's need more profanity to keep you awake!.

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              • idiot@shitposter.worldI idiot@shitposter.world
                @lproven >AVIF and WebP are routinely half the size of a JPEG at the same quality.
                Yeah but they're dogshit and I don't want them. Maybe I wanna save your 4MB hero image as a funny reaction image and post it on 4chan later. Now I gotta take your ✨ wow! so modern! ✨ bullshit, copy it into my clipboard, open GIMP, paste it, and save THAT abomination as a JPEG. Quadrillions, maybe even, quintillions of clock cycles wasted just to un-fuck your Google-schlong-worshiping web picture. I will NEVER, EVER stop being mad about this. Fucking asshole.
                nieuemma@mastodon.deN This user is from outside of this forum
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                #18

                @idiot @lproven name checks out

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                • 2something@transfem.social2 2something@transfem.social

                  @lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                  I will continue to shill
                  https://geminiprotocol.net .

                  nieuemma@mastodon.deN This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #19

                  @2something @lproven unfortunate name, since most people seem to know of Gemini as the google AI. Thus seema like it could be cool though

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                  • nieuemma@mastodon.deN nieuemma@mastodon.de

                    @2something @lproven unfortunate name, since most people seem to know of Gemini as the google AI. Thus seema like it could be cool though

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                    #20

                    @nieuemma@mastodon.de @lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                    Gemini protocol predates Google AI.

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                    • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                      This is a modern motherfucking website.

                      And it’s still fucking perfect.

                      https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

                      S This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #21

                      @lproven Perfect would not store cookies on my machine.

                      Still very near, though!

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                      • 2something@transfem.social2 2something@transfem.social

                        @nieuemma@mastodon.de @lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                        Gemini protocol predates Google AI.

                        nieuemma@mastodon.deN This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #22

                        @2something @lproven its still unfortunate that they both carry that name, and that the wrong one is widely known.

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                        • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                          This is a modern motherfucking website.

                          And it’s still fucking perfect.

                          https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

                          calibanscreations@app.wafrn.netC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #23

                          @lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                          Good to know…

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                          • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                            This is a modern motherfucking website.

                            And it’s still fucking perfect.

                            https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

                            su_liam@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #24

                            @lproven Yeah. I’m still good with this…

                            https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

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                            • su_liam@mas.toS su_liam@mas.to

                              @lproven Yeah. I’m still good with this…

                              https://motherfuckingwebsite.com/

                              su_liam@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #25

                              @lproven It kinda pisses me off that Javadocs ditched frames in favor of whatever opaque crap they’re using now. Total retrograde slide!

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                              • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                                This is a modern motherfucking website.

                                And it’s still fucking perfect.

                                https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

                                zvava@bbs.619.huZ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #26
                                @lproven no it's not. the person who put margin: 0 auto; on body but neglected to set max-width and still somehow shipped this as "perfect" should be fucking ashamed
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                                • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                                  This is a modern motherfucking website.

                                  And it’s still fucking perfect.

                                  https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

                                  photo55@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #27

                                  @lproven outstanding.

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                                  • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                                    This is a modern motherfucking website.

                                    And it’s still fucking perfect.

                                    https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

                                    stellar@mk.absturztau.beS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #28

                                    @lproven@social.vivaldi.net how can you read this? there isn't any cookie banner!

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                                    • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                                      This is a modern motherfucking website.

                                      And it’s still fucking perfect.

                                      https://modernmotherfuckingwebsite.dreamstation.systems/

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                                      #29

                                      @lproven I'm sad it didn't mention the glorious backend for frontend pattern.

                                      What about content negociation, inbreeding rot brain?

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                                      • flo_bwwi_grind@mastodon.socialF flo_bwwi_grind@mastodon.social

                                        @lproven
                                        A tad disapointed, the amount of swearwords seriously decreases as you read on.
                                        To be improved++

                                        dolanor@hachyderm.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #30

                                        @Flo_BWWI_grind @lproven true dat

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                                        • lproven@social.vivaldi.netL lproven@social.vivaldi.net

                                          @idiot 4chan can FOAD -- ideally DIAF -- and the world will be no poorer.

                                          Any website that can't handle a few different image formats is dogshit, end of.

                                          chaekyung@ieji.deC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #31

                                          @lproven @idiot Yeah... right. Uploading a .avif file to the Mastodon instance I'm using right now gives me "500 Error processing thumbnail for uploaded media".

                                          Are you trying to say that all Mastodon sites are the "dogshit", or do you simply not realize how foolish and childish you are?

                                          Uploading webp images here does work. If webp files are smaller or better or not is of course up to those who create them. Pic related becomes 68K as a 90% quality webp, 484K as a lossless webp, 184K as a jpeg saved with a 95% quality setting and 476K with a 100% quality setting.

                                          A 90% quality webp is fine if you assume that nobody will ever do anything other than display the image in a web browser, but that's not always the case. I suspect that a lot of "news outlets" are serving .avif files compressed to death intentionally in order to discourage anyone from ever doing anything with their images. That's not a good thing.

                                          jupiter@mastodon.gamedev.placeJ idiot@shitposter.worldI f4grx@chaos.socialF argv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.orgA 5 Replies Last reply
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