People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.

[bytebro@mastodonapp.uk]

@girlonthenet

Haha! Just sitting still is sweaty enough, without all that jiggy nonsense!

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@Erased_Citizen I think the vast majority of people would!

[cpoffers@masto.ai]

@girlonthenet The air has been one big con today. I had a breeze come in through my window and it was *warm*. Shouldn't be allowed

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@cpoffers agreed, let's ban it. I'll start a petition.

[themercilessheat@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet LMAO.

[erased_citizen@cupoftea.social]

@girlonthenet I may have been flaunting my server room access at work for similar air conditioning reasons. So far, a lot of offers of payment

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@Erased_Citizen server room party!

[erased_citizen@cupoftea.social]

@girlonthenet ha! Not a massive amount of room, could quickly get cosy

[eza026@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet At this point, "has AC" is less a preference and more a survival requirement. 🥵

[feijoa@mastodon.org.uk]

@girlonthenet "Sweaty women in your area are waiting for you..."

[wraithe@mastodon.social]

@feijoa @girlonthenet “Cool Singles in your area”
(Stolen flagrantly from @sinboy over on BlueSky)

[mactonex@toot.community]

@girlonthenet

[jain@blob.cat]

@girlonthenet i see, i learned something today

[natsura@catgirl.center]

@girlonthenet@mastodon.social people would really choose who to date based on air con...instead of personality/interests? xD

"Oh you are a shit person, but you are literally the only person I have met that has an air con, so yeah... for that cold air I will date you to get to that sweet SWEET air con" XD

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@Natsura yes, that's the joke

[natsura@catgirl.center]

@girlonthenet@mastodon.social i get it though... we all gotta do shitty things to survive sometimes.

[jn@boopsnoot.de]

@Natsura @girlonthenet desperate times (second european heat wave of 2026) require desperate measures (meeting only airconditioned people)

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@Natsura I also cannot stress enough: it is a joke

[natsura@catgirl.center]

@jn@boopsnoot.de @girlonthenet@mastodon.social yeah i get it.. i spent nearly a month in Switzerland last July, and I swear it was hot as hell... and my fiance's flat doesn't have air conditioning, so I would have taken a grapist if it meant having air conditioning NGL

[lertsenem@mastodon.lertsenem.com]

@girlonthenet Air con is hot ig.️‍