I found the wiring for the fediverse

[kris_of_pnictogen@mastodon.octofriends.garden]

@Drayson at last, a use for the 98 other modular plugs in the bag of 100

[thestrangelet@beige.party]

@Drayson Just add candles.

[sotv@fedi.snuggle.city]

@Drayson
omg, a network in star confuguration!! xD;

[zwangseinweisung@mastodon.social]

@Drayson have you ever heard of wagos?

[fritzadalis@infosec.exchange]

@Drayson @catsalad
It's even more cursed that the connectors don't all have one of each wire pair.

[darth_hideout@mas.to]

@Drayson

Fedi Distributed Data Interface (FDDI)?

[cvvhrn@sfba.social]

@Drayson HAHAHA reminds of of back int he day. There was a place in San Mateo, California called the Legion of Doom where you could play networked doom on 4 linked machines. We were blown away

[cinebox@masto.hackers.town]

@FritzAdalis @Drayson @catsalad oh god oh fuck it’s another graph coloring problem

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@Drayson /me twitches

This must be what a stroke feels like.

[emr@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Drayson out there summoning daemons

[emlove@kolektiva.social]

@Drayson nethernet

[arrrg@kolektiva.social]

@Drayson I knew it.

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@Drayson

Beelzeboot is summoned at 666bps. All hail the handshake squelch.

[drayson@dragonchat.org]

@mherbert I deliberately made each twisted pair cross over, as if it could do anything at all anyway lol

[drayson@dragonchat.org]

@mherbert ANSI/TIA-666

[marymess@sfba.social]

@Drayson the fedigram!

[bitmage@mastodon.sdf.org]

@Drayson T666B

[greendragon@mastodon.art]

@Drayson summoning the harvest goddess and god into fedi

[nazokiyoubinbou@urusai.social]

@Drayson This feels like a really really bad idea...

[kevinr@masto.free-dissociation.com]

@Drayson surround it with a circle of salt and add some candles and you can summon a grumpy sysadmin to fix your problem while telling you everything else wrong with your system