tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!

[shelbyvontrapp@tech.lgbt]

@peter This has inspired me to put together a very meme worthy gif of this lol

[schratze@todon.nl]

@peter poor thing got overstimulated

[machinelordzero@mastodon.social]

@peter Damn, they had the funeral shroud ready to go

[uc@mastodon.scot]

@peter

They had the "it's dead" sheets ready on hand? That's some massive display of trust there.

[pseudonym@mastodon.online]

@peter

It needed more blockchain, or perhaps cowbell.

[olliv@mastodon.world]

@peter

Must be a Monday. I sometimes feel that way too...

Very human.

[lstn2urmama@mstdn.ca]

@peter quite the embarrassment...

[crazypedia@mypocketpals.online]

@peter@thepit.social i lost it at the sheet ​​

[n8dly@mastodon.social]

@Crazypedia @peter They had it ready!

[tired_panda@mastodon.social]

@peter THE SHEET I CANT

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@peter

The applause at the end is the icing.

[frantasaur@mastodon.ie]

@peter it just wants to watch it’s media and be left alone. #murderbot

[angiebaby@mas.to]

@peter

"You deliver things on a tray."

Robot:

[pdd@mastodon.social]

@peter the front fell off

[tipjip@bonn.social]

@peter
I like that they knew this would happen. They had the blankets ready in no time at all.

[dukeduke@mastodon.social]

RE: https://ohai.social/@GIFS_of_Puppets/116963590667661965

@peter Same.

[simonzerafa@infosec.exchange]

@peter

It's a coffee table, not a robot.

[401matthall@mastodon.xyz]

@peter

...

So...

One of the more disturbing aspects of humanoid robots is your carrying around a humanoid body when the damn thing breaks.

[n1xnx@tilde.zone]

@tj @peter
I have occasionally had the impulse to fall out of my chair clutching my throat during a staff meeting. Does that count?

[darwinwoodka@mastodon.social]

@simonzerafa @peter

It's a coffee table AND a robot