I declare "ethics" to be out of scope for my habit of feeding people I don't like to big cats.

[jeffgrigg@mastodon.social]

@gdinwiddie @ChrisHolladay @catsalad

Won't somebody think of the health and welfare of the big cats?

People aren't very nutritious.

And lord knows what kinds of poisons they have been consuming.

We have other more efficient ways of dealing with unwanted people.

[lastofthem@mastodon-belgium.be]

@catsalad you’re either feeding people to big cats or you’re going to be stuck in the past, left behind by progress.

[peachfront@toot.community]

@catsalad

is it within scope to nominate some names of those who would serve the planet best by becoming food for big cats????

[chrisholladay@mastodon.social]

@catsalad
Actually true...I catsitted a privately owned Siberian tiger in my days as a vet tech and zoo keeper...
I can tell you she liked chicken with or without human finger snacks and vanilla ice cream.
Big cat indeed .....all 350 pounds of her badass self !

[dragoniff2@kolektiva.social]

@catsalad what kind of big cats are we talking about? Lions? Woo, that's a mess. Jaguars? That's acceptable enough. Tigers and Leopards are sort of a moral grey area, to be honest.

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad I mean, can we revisit when (# of humans) / (# of cats) ratio hints humanity’s fate is at risk. Like, 1/10 or so?

[matt5sean3@urusai.social]

@catsalad

Look, Roar is the future of all cinema and you can't prove otherwise.

[cascheranno@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad current ratios:

Big Cats (panthera) 8B/600k
Bears 8b/26k
Orcas: 8b/50k
Wolves: 8b/250k
Whales: 8b/1.5m

… we’re 99.9 percent of the planet’s apex predators. Hot snax for the big kitties is a good thing .

[nickynah@rebel.ar]

@catsalad I’ve also heard some ignorant people that are talking about “what happens when big cats eat all the people?”. I can’t believe they can’t see the clear and indisputable benefit of having a lot of big cats eating a lot of people all the time everyday.

[ronago@mastodon.social]

@catsalad Big cats are very friendly and I'm sure they appreciate it

[tithonium@clacks.link]

@catsalad Can, um, can we _pet_ the big cats? ‘Cause if so, you’ve got my unwavering support.

[llewelly@sauropods.win]

@catsalad I guess feeding people to big cats saves wear and tear on the woodchipper, when compared to feeding people to little cats.

[mrinappropriate@mastodonapp.uk]

@lemgandi @JeffGrigg @catsalad Please tell me you stick them on gas pumps.

[shafik@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad

The sub-tooting is strong here.

[mrinappropriate@mastodonapp.uk]

@dragoniff2 @catsalad Judgemental? Tigers have pure motives. Lions, on the other hand, are cunning, duplicitous buggers. The teeth marks I’ve had for 35 years testify to that!

[kieran@hom.ph]

@catsalad ️

[n_dimension@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad

Lions taking villagers in Africa is a thing...
...there is probably a scientific corpus on the subject

[datarama@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad But is it OK to protest that people are full of heavy metals, and rather unhealthy to the big cats?

[datarama@hachyderm.io]

@catsalad Like it or not, the big cat is out of the bag.

[gumnos@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@catsalad @rl_dane

A biblically sound strategy. Feed 'em all to the cats, let God sort 'em out.