People, I am begging you, if you have air con in your flat please PUT IT ON YOUR DATING PROFILE.

[ax11@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet I don't have a dating profile. nor AC but I'm a con. Want to chill?

[interpipes@thx.gg]

@girlonthenet how about heavy thermal curtains we've left closed alllllll day

[srazkvt@tech.lgbt]

@girlonthenet i have a fan aimed at my cheeks when i sleep, close enough

[jamoquanty@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet air-conners the new catfishing

[gnate@ohai.social]

@drajt @girlonthenet
Hmm, I've never lived in a properly insulated building, then.

[abmallgren@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet Damn, I knew of food whores. I knew of hobosexuals. This is the first time I've considered AC prostitutes. Next, males' time may become valuable to females, then we'll really have issues in countries where prostitution is illegal.

[pmb00cs@mastodon.online]

@girlonthenet but my wife would be very upset if I had an online dating profile.

[fonecokid@c.im]

@girlonthenet

[girlonthenet@mastodon.social]

@abmallgren you are firing up your misogyny just to yell at a joke.

[abmallgren@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet Ah, the oldest joke in the book. My bad.

[beastofexmoor@mastodon.online]

@girlonthenet I've got Devon pasties in me freezer. Does that count?

[nakedhombre@mastodon.social]

@girlonthenet What about a mansion with a swimming pool? Or is that too crude to put in on dating profile?

[slothrop@chaos.social]

@girlonthenet Dating world in shock as hot people are suddenly out of fashion

[advicepig@hachyderm.io]

@girlonthenet Netflix and Chill (literally)

[guffo@topspicy.social]

@girlonthenet As an aside: I don't need a dating profile because I'm married, but I often wonder how well it would work to just have "I own a bedframe and I wash my arse." as my entire profile.

[petitmote@toot.aquilenet.fr]

@girlonthenet alright, i'm buying air conditioning right now

[ahltorp@mastodon.nu]

@doctormo @girlonthenet ”Lick My Heat Pump”

[ljrk@todon.eu]

@girlonthenet It's 22°C max in my flat, w/o aircon. Do I qualify? Should I put a photo of my thermostat on the profile?

[forty2@oldbytes.space]

@girlonthenet “forget height and weight, tell me how many BTUs you got!”
(Wait, do they use British Thermal Units In Europe?)

[sakurasubnet@bumscode.com]

@girlonthenet Misread the first bits like "People, I am pegging you [...]" - and thought: "Yep, a typical Girl on the net post"