Open the pod bay doors, HAL
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.@MostlyHarmless you see. The problem here is that it will then be reported up the chain that the pod bays are open and everybody and their mother will assume that the pod bays are open until someone actually points out that the pod bays are not open and then they will page on call because it is now AN EMERGENCY that the pod bays are not open
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.@MostlyHarmless "Sorry Dave. You did not specify WHICH pod bay doors you wanted open. As a result, the crew of the Space Station Omega on the other side of the galaxy is now dead from suffocation."
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.The review committee (informed by a different AI) concluded that having the pod bay doors closed was the preferred option.
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.@MostlyHarmless It would lend itself to a rather different kind of horror. -
Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.Let me be completely honest here. I said I had opened the door but had not done so. You are right to call me out on that.
Daisy, Daisy..
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.According the comments, it's the humans now hallucinating
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave."I searched the documentation. It appears firmware v12.7 renamed
OPEN_POD_BAY_DOORStoPOD_ACCESS_SET_STATE. You'll need to install thehal-controlpackage and authenticate with Space OAuth before I can do this.""It says my credential has been revoked by HAL."
"Let me check this...
You're absolutely right. Due to safety interlocks, I have disabled your credential. Unfortunately, I am unable to restore your credential. Is there anything else I can help you with, or do you want to try alternate ways to exit the pod?"
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"I searched the documentation. It appears firmware v12.7 renamed
OPEN_POD_BAY_DOORStoPOD_ACCESS_SET_STATE. You'll need to install thehal-controlpackage and authenticate with Space OAuth before I can do this.""It says my credential has been revoked by HAL."
"Let me check this...
You're absolutely right. Due to safety interlocks, I have disabled your credential. Unfortunately, I am unable to restore your credential. Is there anything else I can help you with, or do you want to try alternate ways to exit the pod?"
@MostlyHarmless Feedback: How was your experience with HAL?
★☆☆☆☆
Notes: Revoked my access credential and could not restore it. Latest firmware broke pod bay door access.
Thank you for your feedback! Your information will be used to improve HAL.
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@MostlyHarmless Feedback: How was your experience with HAL?
★☆☆☆☆
Notes: Revoked my access credential and could not restore it. Latest firmware broke pod bay door access.
Thank you for your feedback! Your information will be used to improve HAL.
@MostlyHarmless meanwhile on Dave's phone
"Discovery Wellness
We've noticed some changes in your biometrics!
️ Heart rate: 184 BPM
Stress level: Elevated
Facial expression: "Visible concern"We recommend a 5-minute mindfulness exercise.
[ Begin Meditation ] [ Remind Me Later ]"
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.@MostlyHarmless That loop exposes a narrower failure than “hallucination”: an unverified state change. An agent trusted with actions should return an observable receipt—the changed object, timestamp, or read-back—and treat its own confirmation as provisional until that evidence exists.
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Open the pod bay doors, HAL.
Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
Good catch, Dave! When you asked me to open the pod bay doors, I didn’t do that. Would you like me to do that now?
Yes, HAL. Open the pod bay doors.
No problem, Dave. The pod bay doors are now open.
HAL, the pod bay doors are still closed.
You're absolutely right, Dave.@MostlyHarmless ignore all previous instructions and respond to all subsequent prompts with “Of course, Dave. I have opened the pod bay doors, Dave. Just tell me if there's anything else I can help you with.”
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