Oh how the mighty have fallen

[moss@kind.social]

@Keab42 We microwaved all of ours 🥲

[xenophora@mastodon.art]

@moss

What I hate is when I get home and realize it’s not bird deterGent. NOW how am I supposed to get all my machine-friendly birds sparkling clean?!!

[dopameme@beige.party]

@moss so that's what happened to my pirated copy of photoshop!

[alex@godforsaken.website]

@moss it's a mixtape of tracks that birds hate

[thejessiekirk@ohai.social]

@moss I gotta know, is it just full of like insults in bird language or shite bird music?

Cause if it's just shiny, I'm dubious of it working. Like wouldn't it just attract some birds that like shiny things?

[thejessiekirk@ohai.social]

@moss I remember when CDs were for storing media.

I remember when all this was fields.

[valdezwoof@meow.social]

@moss do they hate the shiny surface?

[ggmcbg@mstdn.plus]

@moss

What'n the name of AOL sign-up CD-ROMs falling out of every magazine, newspaper, and also being mailed separately is goin' on here!? Crows'll just aura mine their dadgum glow-ups in them things and mogg the shit outta the wrens who've been peepmaxxing all summer.

[bluesandcoffee@mastodon.social]

@moss
Hilarious! What's next, Japan? Prefilled “nekoyoke” (clear water bottles used as stray cat repellent)?

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/etimes/trending/why-do-the-japanese-line-their-streets-and-fences-with-water-bottles/articleshow/120145767.cms

[bluesandcoffee@mastodon.social]

@thejessiekirk @moss
Best reply EVER!

[guillotine_jones@beige.party]

@moss
I, for one, used to have an industrial quantity of the bird deflectors.
Just sayin'.
Bong hits 4 Jesus.

[solitha@mastodon.social]

@valdezWOOF Flashes of light as they spin in the wind can be startling to birds.

From what I've seen of one neighbor's efforts with similar-purpose product, they get used to it over time.

@moss

[retrosponge@kind.social]

@moss I wonder if there's anything on them?

[grb090423@mastodon.social]

@moss

Why?!

[anthoderv@famichiki.jp]

@moss Souvenirs for next trip home sorted. Thanks for the idea