Whenever I'm in trouble, I think, 'What would Jesus do?'

[grahamperrin@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@DocAtCDI and eat pancakes. That was Him, too, wasn't it?

[countholdem@mastodon.social]

@DocAtCDI I'm still stuck on the Monty Python Liberation Front

[mycotropic@beige.party]

@CountHoldem @DocAtCDI

I think you meant the Popular Front......

[nicelymanifest@mastodon.social]

@DocAtCDI Not sure I ever knew how much Jesus was part of God or some inferior version - in capability - but superior in empathy. But did he really not have any of the all-knowing stuff? A pawn in his mate God's plans?

Drill deep enough and religions reveal their mythological nature fairly fast.

I mean, punish all mankind because a naive 1st lady got tricked by a talking snake planted by a tricking God ...

[sjcooke66@mastodon.social]

@DocAtCDI

[joe@beige.party]

@DocAtCDI When I want people to like me I just openly mock 2.4 billion people for no reason and I get internet points for being rude. Nothing is wrong with society.

[joe@beige.party]

@NicelyManifest I guess if you change it then it's about anything you want it to be

[jeniparsons@mstdn.social]

@DocAtCDI fabulous! ️

[cheappontoon@beige.party]

@DocAtCDI

Was just now on the phone with my elderly and very religious aunt in a nursing home.

I'm hoping she'll forget I told her that joke.

[feralrobots@mastodon.social]

@DocAtCDI "whenever I've got a really bad problem, I just pretend I'm dead for three days, & right away I have a bunch of entirely different problems!" - Jason Mendoza, after asking himself 'What Would Jason Do?'