I was once again accused of being a bot, so here's a picture of me helping to set up a birthday party for a cat.

[spanghero@ioc.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts Which one are you?
Edit: never mind, I've read the Alt-Text and it's left me slightly disappointed.

[manchicken@defcon.social]

@lowqualityfacts don’t worry, it doesn’t look like a couch.

[godber@az.social]

@lowqualityfacts I believe in you

[las_lallero@puntarella.party]

@lowqualityfacts I think you look STRIKINGLY like a multicolor pastel plush lama

[norestforthewicked@metalhead.club]

@lowqualityfacts
Nice try JD

[rgulick@social.coop]

@lowqualityfacts

If it's any consolation, you look like a 'low quallity' JD Vance...

[codewizard@hear-me.social]

@lowqualityfacts but you're definitely naked, right ??

[mfennvt@mastodon.world]

@lowqualityfacts You don't look like Vance. You actually look like a guy I knew in college. Steve, is that you?!

[zimme83@mastodon.nu]

@codewizard its not a couch @lowqualityfacts

[magnusidode@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts
I love your sense of humor despite the fact that some facts are not confirmed.

[gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno]

@lowqualityfacts *BEEEP* Wrong narrative: it's JD who looks like you.

[mtp@musicians.today]

@lowqualityfacts why is there a weird naked man standing behind you??
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