I'm getting mixed signals here.

[tock@corteximplant.com]

@alice Some guy: "Excuse me, miss..."
Woman: (Points at sign) "I'm gonna have to stop you right there."

[drsbaitso@infosec.exchange]

@alice That's what the stairwell is for.

[velocinapper@jorts.horse]

@alice Lawyers be like: Your Honorable, my client had sex under and on top of the elevator. Ipso facto ad hominum, I rest my case.

[grim_elsewhere@lgbtqia.space]

@alice No, sex in the elevator!

[rdm@aus.social]

@alice
They say behind every sign is a story...

https://aus.social/@rdm/113458038660306601

[f4grx@chaos.social]

@alice honey, well, we're gonna take the stairs.

[jorismeys@mstdn.social]

@alice Warning, old brain on the run!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3Yrhv33Zb8

(so sorry, but I can't have this living in my brain alone today)

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@alice No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the champagne room. Oh, there's *champagne* in the champagne room, but you don't want champagne, you want sex, and there is *no* sex in the champagne room.

[th@social.v.st]

@alice the words say no, but the lighting scheme says yes.

[nicovel0@mastodon.social]

@alice we used to have a “no sex in the shower” (paraphrased, this is England) sign at my workplace.