Every election in a European country is:
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote
It certainly feels that way.
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
“The leader of the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers has been courting moderate right-wingers by toning down his rhetoric, including not wearing his usual necklace of baby skulls and wearing a shirt to cover up his “I
️Auschwitz” back tattoo.” -
Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote "All major parties accuse all other major parties of being soft on/unrealistic about brown people".
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote yup
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@tanghus @Nickiquote and France, Germany, NL, pretty much every European country bar Spain
Edit in response to replies: Spain is by no means free of that issue, but is the only European country I’m aware of where the prime minister openly and loudly supports immigration and decries genocide.
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@Nickiquote "All major parties accuse all other major parties of being soft on/unrealistic about brown people".
@Devonkiwi @Nickiquote the most accurate description i've heard about european politicians. they rarely seem to talk or care about europeans. (yes, i realize the absurdity of expecting politicians to care about citizens, but you'd think they would at least pretend to)
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
"You really think Europeans would do that? Scapegoat immigrants for the combined effects of macroeconomic conditions and national policy failures?"
(picture the cartoon rabbit from that meme about lying on the Internet)
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@tanghus @Nickiquote and France, Germany, NL, pretty much every European country bar Spain
Edit in response to replies: Spain is by no means free of that issue, but is the only European country I’m aware of where the prime minister openly and loudly supports immigration and decries genocide.
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote not *all* countries! the Franco-fanciers have held regional governments for a while now!
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@tanghus @Nickiquote and France, Germany, NL, pretty much every European country bar Spain
Edit in response to replies: Spain is by no means free of that issue, but is the only European country I’m aware of where the prime minister openly and loudly supports immigration and decries genocide.
@Nicovel0 Spain has a system that has allowed all non-fascists to govern for a while, but the "moderate right" was founded by a Fascist minister and have been forming regional governments with the full fascists for many years now. The sitting government's Interior minister is not very different from other countries' right wingers. @tanghus @Nickiquote
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote In most countries the Hitler-Fanciers have had seats in parliament for 10-15 years now.
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote and also "people are debating the legality of very high donations given from unknown foreign sources to the Hitler-fanciers and of paying bots to influence the people on their precious Social Media but because this is unprecedented nobody knows how to stop it"
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote are the billionaires only financing them in Germany and the UK?
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Every election in a European country is:
“The polls are open in Ruritania and the Ruritanian Democrats, formerly known as the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers, is hoping for its first seats in government.
“The ruling coalition led by the Very Sensible Right Party has not ruled out giving key cabinet posts to the Hitler-Fanciers, in order to keep the greater threat of the Very Sensible Left Party at bay.
“All major parties on all sides have pledged to make being brown-skinned illegal.”
@Nickiquote
Hail, hail Freedonia
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“The leader of the Ruritanian Hitler-Fanciers has been courting moderate right-wingers by toning down his rhetoric, including not wearing his usual necklace of baby skulls and wearing a shirt to cover up his “I
️Auschwitz” back tattoo.”@Nickiquote Not a back tattoo, but still.
Yesterday in Liverpool. I'm afraid I can't translate what the text says, but I think we can imagine the basic message.
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@Nickiquote Not a back tattoo, but still.
Yesterday in Liverpool. I'm afraid I can't translate what the text says, but I think we can imagine the basic message.
@MiaMarkTwo “Your hatred strengthens our faith” according to Google Translate. The “88” is pretty fucking clear, Jesus.
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@MiaMarkTwo “Your hatred strengthens our faith” according to Google Translate. The “88” is pretty fucking clear, Jesus.
@Nickiquote He chased a bunch of anti-fascist Celtic fans through Liverpool city centre.
They kicked the shit out of him and broke his nose
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@Nickiquote He chased a bunch of anti-fascist Celtic fans through Liverpool city centre.
They kicked the shit out of him and broke his nose
@MiaMarkTwo @Nickiquote Oh dear, what a pity. Never mind.
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@Nickiquote Not a back tattoo, but still.
Yesterday in Liverpool. I'm afraid I can't translate what the text says, but I think we can imagine the basic message.
@MiaMarkTwo @Nickiquote
Not sexy.
