I sometimes look up what 'National Day Of' it is today (for the lols).

[thebreadmonkey@beige.party]

I sometimes look up what 'National Day Of' it is today (for the lols). Today is......a lot....

National Love Your Pet Day
International Pipe Smoking Day
National Comfy Day
World Care Day
National Caregivers Day
National Cherry Pie Day
National Muffin Day
National Day of Solidarity with Muslim, Arab, and South Asian Immigrants
Friday Fish Fry Day
World Day of Social Justice
International Lego Classicism Day
National Tartar Sauce Day
Clean Out Your Bookcase Day
Hoodie Hoo Day
National Whistleblower Reward Day
National Leadership Day
National Handcuff Day
Women in Blue Jeans Day
National Student Volunteer Day
No Politics Day
Yukon Heritage Day
Carnival of Brazil
National Nest Box Week
National Entrepreneurship Week
Cancer Prevention Action Week
Adelaide Fringe
Hockey Week Across America
Real Bread Week
National Condom Week
National Chip Week
Live Teaching Week
Brotherhood/Sisterhood Week
National Drink Wine with Your Cat Week
National Pancake Week
Random Acts of Kindness Week
National Green Week
Girl Scout Cookie Weekend
Take Your Family to School Week
Alzheimers Disease and Dementia Care Staff Education Week
Build a Better Trade Show Image Week
Ramadan
Black History Month
National Children's Dental Health Month
American Heart Month
Haiku Writing Month
Pet Dental Month
National Therapeutic Recreation Month
National Enrolled Agents Month
National Wedding Month
National Women Inventors Month
Potato Lovers Month
International Vegan Cuisine Month
Raynauds Awareness Month
National Goat Yoga Month
Spay/Neuter Awareness Month
Dog Training Education Month
National Cat Health Month
National Embroidery Month
National Snack Food Month
Canned Food Month
Adopt a Rescued Rabbit Month
Financial Aid Awareness Month
Fabulous Florida Strawberry Month
Fresh Berry Month
Cholangiocarcinoma Awareness Month
National Mend a Broken Heart Month
National Grapefruit Month
North American Inclusion Month
National Bake for Family Fun Month
Love the Bus Month
Jobs in Golf Month
Free Open Source Software Month
National Sweet Potato Month
Humpback Whale Awareness Month
Great American Pie Month
Low Vision Awareness Month
National Self Check Month
National Parent Leadership Month
National Library Lovers Month
National Teen Dating Violence Awareness Month
National Bird Feeding Month
National Condom Month
Harley Quinn Month
Youth Leadership Month
National Senior Independence Month
International Boost Self-Esteem Month
National Prevent a Litter Month
National Cherry Month
Wise Health Care Consumer Month
National Cancer Prevention Month
Dignity Action Month
Return Shopping Carts to the Supermarket Month
Celebration of Chocolate Month
Marijuana Awareness Month
Pull Your Sofa Off the Wall Month
National Blah Buster Month
National Care About Your Indoor Air Month
National Macadamia Nut Month
Relationship Wellness Month
National Fasting February
Human Relations Month
Exotic Vegetables and Star Fruit Month
An Affair to Remember Month
Renaissance of the Heart Month
Spiritual Teachers Month
National Laugh-Friendly Month
From Africa to Virginia Month
National Avocado and Banana Month
Barley Month
Spunky Old Broads Month
Ethnic Equality Month
Declutter for a Cause Month
Creative Romance Month
and
National Hot Breakfast Month

So I hope you are all celebrating appropriately.

[reggiehere@mastodon.social]

@TheBreadmonkey

For anyone who's wondering...

[sarble@mefi.social]

@TheBreadmonkey National Too Many National Days Today Day

[sarble@mefi.social]

@TheBreadmonkey there's too many national days in the world
too many things that we have to do
there's too many national days in the world
so I won't do more than one or two

[iwillyeah@mastodon.ie]

@TheBreadmonkey

Haiku Writing Week.
Well, this is very meta.
Last lines are quite hard.