Ok, and I thought I was being sarcastic about the tariffs.

[mattblaze@federate.social]

@SteveBellovin Next he will hire more CBP and ICE agents to capture and deport the smoke at the border.

[petrillic@hachyderm.io]

@mattblaze @SteveBellovin I just assumed they’d try and shoot it too.

[stevebellovin@infosec.exchange]

@mattblaze And they'll undoubtedly try to shoot anything that looks like a cloud because it looks like it's either trying to get away or maybe moving towards them in a threatening fashion.

[em0nm4stodon@infosec.exchange]

@SteveBellovin This headline sounds like The Onion, but no, it's The New York Times

[mrgtwentythree@mastodon.sdf.org]

@SteveBellovin @mattblaze it's coming right at us

[mungencakes@kolektiva.social]

@petrillic @mattblaze @SteveBellovin They're going to test the smoke's testosterone.

[sophie@hub.somaton.com]

@Steve Bellovin oh sure, let’s burn the planet and blame Canada for it
/s

[fgbjr@indieweb.social]

@SteveBellovin Expect a reversal once it's realized that this will make more people sound like RFK Jr

[rajiv@infosec.exchange]

@SteveBellovin @mattblaze

please, please.. for sake of us poor canadians, stop predicting future!

[runrichrun@mastodon.social]

@Em0nM4stodon @SteveBellovin
If anyone wins big on prediction markets like Kalshi ("how long until Orange Voldemort slaps tariffs on Canada..."), I'm definitely turning you in, Steve — unless we can split the winnings!

[beachbum@mastodon.sdf.org]

@SteveBellovin I’m sorry, I just can’t stop laughing.

[chriscorrigan@cosocial.ca]

@SteveBellovin literally, old man yells at clouds.

[20002ist@thepit.social]

@SteveBellovin And here I thought he enjoyed having people roll coal.

[jamesb2147@infosec.exchange]

@SteveBellovin DJT killed satire. It's awful.

[orbman@infosec.exchange]

@SteveBellovin @mattblaze White smoke is OK, though

[bjb@fosstodon.org]

@RunRichRun @Em0nM4stodon @SteveBellovin

What's he distracting us from this time ... oh yes, he's going to run the midterm vote federally to avoid "stolen votes".