when you are too pure for this world

[fraggle@social.coop]

@sugar Mr Frodo look, - Elf nuts!

[squeedoodle@garrison.place]

@sugar my first assumption before I read the frame was "elephant nuts"

So like... best of both worlds, really

[fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk]

@sugar there's no F in elephants.

[quantumtunnel@social.vivaldi.net]

@sugar
LEFNTS

[quantumtunnel@social.vivaldi.net]

@sugar Or: LFANTS

[naomielizabeth@chaosfem.tw]

@sugar

'Nuts' is certainly a lot purer than the other thing NTS can stand for.

[gimulnautti@mastodon.green]

@sugar boy, do I have a trunk to sell you!

[scottmichaud@mastodon.gamedev.place]

@sugar Elfnts: Elephants, not Elf Nuts. Now streaming on Crunchyroll.

[crazyeddie@mastodon.social]

@sugar Sure. LFANTS was too tough to come up with. It's not that you want to make sure we get the "elf nuts" joke without you straight saying, "Yo! I mean 'elf nuts'."

[shadsterling@mastodon.social]

@fishidwardrobe @sugar ELPNTS

[pizzademon@mastodon.online]

@sugar I thought they loved The Fonts.

[makeitmythic@mastodon.social]

@sugar https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qByjA5pZopQ

[greatbigtable@mastodon.social]

@sugar I wish more people would get explanatory license frames.

[eigen@mattstodon.panar.ooo]

@sugar hah, wow: it's been a very long time since the prurient meaning of something didn't even occur to me: I had to read the license plate frame to even understand there was an alternative interpretation.

Maybe this is because I coïncidentally happened to've watched a few elephant videos on YouTube, recently?

[peachmcd@union.place]

@sugar
️️

[ferbv@mastodon.social]

@sugar i really wish I could have a personallize plate

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@sugar @CowboyWho

[fishidwardrobe@mastodon.me.uk]

@ShadSterling @sugar
LPHNTS
ELPHNT
ELEPHS
JUMBOS

[strawhousepig@mastodon.social]

@NaomiElizabeth @sugar OK, I'll bite, what's the other thing?

[nilajones@zeroes.ca]

@sugar

I cackled, which woke up the cat on the other side of the room, and she is now meowing to ask me what the fuck