Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Axolotl Plush.

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Axolotl Plush.

What do you call a baby axolotl?

An axolittle.

Well it's been fun folks, I'll see myself out.
https://collabs.shop/v7fype

[krypt3ia@infosec.exchange]

@lowqualityfacts MOOPSY!

[lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social]

I'm obsessed with axolotls, I'd sell my soul for them to be a real animal.

[wokstation@universeodon.com]

@lowqualityfacts if its outside, is it an exolotl?

[planetscape@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts CHA-CHING! Thank you. Here's your receipt.

They are.

[ourladyofpoetics@pixelfed.social]

Omg soooooo cute 🥰

[unusnemo@friendica.rogueproject.org]

@lowqualityfacts

It is always best to sell things that do not exist, like souls, they are less expensive to acquire and can be resold at your convenience!

[spiritech@mastodon.social]

@lowqualityfacts done!

[beanface42@peculiar.florist]

@lowqualityfacts Put away a doubt from my mind, would you. You know they are for real, right?

[sergioedup@corteximplant.com]

@lowqualityfacts I wish axolotls were real...