OH from my partner in the other room, who is not in IT: Teams is not a document repository!

[codinghorror@infosec.exchange]

@h2onolan @cR0w sharepoint is a real nadir for all of humanity

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@dank @h2onolan

Me, sobbing: You can't just ask Chromium shit in Windows "Edge".

Dan, pointing at Teams: Edge

[dank@jorts.horse]

@cR0w @h2onolan

you paid for the whole seat,
but you'll only need

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The Edge

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@dank @h2onolan Yea^aaaah

[dank@jorts.horse]

@cR0w @h2onolan E5 because we all know there's no E7

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@dank @h2onolan Bad news: https://microsoftpartners.microsoft.com/abs/Blog/?title=Introducing%20Microsoft%20365%20E7:%20The%20Frontier%20Suite

[dank@jorts.horse]

@cR0w @h2onolan

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w Correct, that's what Lotus Notes for!

[tehfishman@ioc.exchange]

@cR0w i am not good at potatochop, but <picture of professor farnsworth with catte head, macro text of "good news, it's a suppository", holding up teams icon>

[viss@mastodon.social]

@catsalad @cR0w when i was a kid, one of my first sysadmin jobs involved running around a building campus in del mar with a floppy disk that had a lotus notes activation file. I think it was a certificate? i honestly dont remember. any time an employee had to format, or like, reinstall their os, they needed this file and the head sysadmin thought it was a good idea to sneakernet a floppy around the place.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad Good Lord that's some chaos energy.

[foobarsoft@mastodon.social]

@cR0w My company switched from Google tools to 365 and Teams.

The peasants are close to revolt.

[fennix@infosec.space]

@Viss @catsalad @cR0w

Sneakernet is underrated.

Lotus notes is also underrated here on Earth but I hear is quite well reviewed in hell.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@fennix @Viss @catsalad Imagine going between Lotus Notes and Copilot 365 every day as your punishment.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@cR0w @fennix @catsalad noooooooowuh

[uair@autistics.life]

@Viss

"sneakernet"!

I love it! Thanks.

[viss@mastodon.social]

@Uair oh you havent heard that one? the act of putting a thing on a cd or a usb stick or a floppy and walking it somewhere?

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@Viss @fennix @catsalad The Geneva Convention can't save you in Hell.

[rootwyrm@weird.autos]

@cR0w @Viss @fennix @catsalad yeah, but even Satan has limits.

[bms48@mastodon.social]

@cR0w There is Nextcloud, but it's Affero GPL and some people can't handle it.