Skip to content
  • Hjem
  • Seneste
  • Etiketter
  • Populære
  • Verden
  • Bruger
  • Grupper
Temaer
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (No Skin)
  • No Skin
Kollaps
FARVEL BIG TECH
  1. Forside
  2. Ikke-kategoriseret
  3. Guess what I learned today?

Guess what I learned today?

Planlagt Fastgjort Låst Flyttet Ikke-kategoriseret
41 Indlæg 31 Posters 98 Visninger
  • Ældste til nyeste
  • Nyeste til ældste
  • Most Votes
Svar
  • Svar som emne
Login for at svare
Denne tråd er blevet slettet. Kun brugere med emne behandlings privilegier kan se den.
  • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

    Guess what I learned today?

    At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

    My third story window.

    Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

    Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

    bumblefish@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
    bumblefish@mastodon.scotB This user is from outside of this forum
    bumblefish@mastodon.scot
    wrote sidst redigeret af
    #27

    @deviantollam I just spray laughed coffee all over my phone, so some good has come from it.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

      @NF6X heh, I was immediately out of bed, so I was in full Winnie the Pooh mode

      ✔️👕
      🚫👖

      nf6x@oldbytes.spaceN This user is from outside of this forum
      nf6x@oldbytes.spaceN This user is from outside of this forum
      nf6x@oldbytes.space
      wrote sidst redigeret af
      #28

      @deviantollam TMI, man! 🤣

      1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • rallias@hax.socialR rallias@hax.social

        @alice @deviantollam does it count if I'm trying to sleep?

        alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
        alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
        alice@lgbtqia.space
        wrote sidst redigeret af
        #29

        @rallias no, but it wishes you good luck trying...

        @deviantollam

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

          Guess what I learned today?

          At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

          My third story window.

          Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

          Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

          groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
          groupnebula563@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
          groupnebula563@mastodon.social
          wrote sidst redigeret af
          #30

          @deviantollam how 6’8” people think they look:

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

            @deviantollam chimney sees you when you're sleeping, it knows when you're awake...

            deviantollam@defcon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
            deviantollam@defcon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
            deviantollam@defcon.social
            wrote sidst redigeret af
            #31

            @alice it knows that I've been bad and good 😄

            alice@lgbtqia.spaceA 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

              @alice it knows that I've been bad and good 😄

              alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
              alice@lgbtqia.spaceA This user is from outside of this forum
              alice@lgbtqia.space
              wrote sidst redigeret af
              #32

              @deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢

              steadilyebbing@girlcock.clubS 1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • alice@lgbtqia.spaceA alice@lgbtqia.space

                @deviantollam you, bad? My goodness' sake! 🫢

                steadilyebbing@girlcock.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
                steadilyebbing@girlcock.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
                steadilyebbing@girlcock.club
                wrote sidst redigeret af
                #33

                @alice @deviantollam well this comment chain is a clean sweep

                1 Reply Last reply
                0
                • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                  Guess what I learned today?

                  At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                  My third story window.

                  Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                  Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                  aizuchi@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
                  aizuchi@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
                  aizuchi@hachyderm.io
                  wrote sidst redigeret af
                  #34

                  @deviantollam INVITE IT IN

                  1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                    Guess what I learned today?

                    At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                    My third story window.

                    Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                    Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                    gahlord@post.lurk.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                    gahlord@post.lurk.orgG This user is from outside of this forum
                    gahlord@post.lurk.org
                    wrote sidst redigeret af
                    #35

                    @deviantollam always positively identify the target before pulling the trigger.Good work!

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                      Guess what I learned today?

                      At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                      My third story window.

                      Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                      Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                      benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                      benroyce@mastodon.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
                      benroyce@mastodon.social
                      wrote sidst redigeret af
                      #36

                      @deviantollam

                      creeper chimney

                      1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                        Guess what I learned today?

                        At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                        My third story window.

                        Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                        Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                        lizette603_23@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                        lizette603_23@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                        lizette603_23@mastodon.social
                        wrote sidst redigeret af
                        #37

                        @deviantollam omg!!!!!!!

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                          Guess what I learned today?

                          At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                          My third story window.

                          Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                          Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                          bentoh@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
                          bentoh@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
                          bentoh@mastodon.online
                          wrote sidst redigeret af
                          #38

                          @deviantollam how did you find out though 😅

                          1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • sidewayshighways@im-in.spaceS sidewayshighways@im-in.space

                            @coolcalmcollected @deviantollam i wonder what it was like walking out of the theater after this craziness

                            coolcalmcollected@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                            coolcalmcollected@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                            coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social
                            wrote sidst redigeret af
                            #39

                            @sidewayshighways @deviantollam

                            I was happy I had parked my car under a street lamp. I don't normally get the willies from horror movies but that one got me. especially the end. the guy just standing there not moving was creepier than anything else he could've done

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • coolcalmcollected@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                              coolcalmcollected@mastodon.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
                              coolcalmcollected@mastodon.social
                              wrote sidst redigeret af
                              #40

                              @bougiewonderland @deviantollam

                              😆

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • deviantollam@defcon.socialD deviantollam@defcon.social

                                Guess what I learned today?

                                At exactly 7:24 in the morning, the sunlight this time of year is at an angle such that it streams across a chimney roof some distance away and casts this shadow on my window. 👤🪟

                                My third story window.

                                Please imagine the level at which my brain is (or is not) functioning at 7:24 in the morning. Then imagine my reaction.

                                Fortunately, this did NOT result in a load of buckshot being blasted through these mini blinds and in the general direction of a building 20 yards away. 😂

                                xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
                                xs4me2@mastodon.socialX This user is from outside of this forum
                                xs4me2@mastodon.social
                                wrote sidst redigeret af
                                #41

                                @deviantollam

                                Eerie…

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • niels@social.data.coopN niels@social.data.coop shared this topic
                                Svar
                                • Svar som emne
                                Login for at svare
                                • Ældste til nyeste
                                • Nyeste til ældste
                                • Most Votes


                                • Log ind

                                • Har du ikke en konto? Tilmeld

                                • Login or register to search.
                                Powered by NodeBB Contributors
                                Graciously hosted by data.coop
                                • First post
                                  Last post
                                0
                                • Hjem
                                • Seneste
                                • Etiketter
                                • Populære
                                • Verden
                                • Bruger
                                • Grupper