am sorry, but a wedding at Madison Square Garden is the height of tackiness.

[geepawhill@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva Oh, oh, Liza breaks in all judgy.

Yeah, I know. I was married by Cornelia somebody, who was the sheriff of Charlottesville, Virginia.

She asked us how long we'd been together, and we told her ten years, and she laughed, and said she'd just married her own husband a few months prior, after living with him for a decade.

Our kids were *furious*. "WHAT THE FUCK!?!? WE COULD HAVE HAD A CRAZY-MAD PARTY, YOU FUCKERS!"

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@canadianglen i live close to the traffic mess they’re creating. hate them.

[dandelionsquee@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva the cherry on the tacky top for me was the groom in his football jersey.

[sea1am@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva @canadianglen

I hope the A/C breaks down and that's the last I gotta hear abt it.

[farah@beige.party]

@blogdiva Omg why is she getting married there?? Thats just gross

[farah@beige.party]

@DandelionSquee @blogdiva Barf

[tankgrrl@hachyderm.io]

@blogdiva

I was thinking it but wouldn't say it.

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@farah @blogdiva they were inspired by Sun Myung Moon's mass Unification Church wedding there?

isn't it romantic? 🥴

[farah@beige.party]

@benroyce @blogdiva So how many celebrities are getting married together??

[benroyce@mastodon.social]

@farah @blogdiva

due to budget cuts in the entertainment gossip industry, all celebrity weddings from now on will take place at Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot in Philadelphia one day a year

[farah@beige.party]

@benroyce @blogdiva Or Madison Square Garden, if they’ve been extra good that year

[greymalkin77@mastodon.social]

@canadianglen @blogdiva You and me both. It's a joke.

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@benroyce @farah THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT! big Sun Myung Moon energy 🥸

[suzannealdrich@hachyderm.io]

@farah @benroyce @blogdiva take your vows by the pristine reflecting pool

[farah@beige.party]

@suzannealdrich @benroyce @blogdiva *snort laugh*

[flipper@mastodonapp.uk]

@blogdiva did we get bangs or curls? The world needs to know dammit.

(Please don't tell me).

[the_wub@mastodon.social]

@blogdiva Still better than a Nazi rally or two, no?

And perhaps it is a conscious choice by the wedding participants to reclaim the space for more inclusive celebrations of life?

#trump #pride #taylorswift

[blogdiva@mastodon.social]

@flipper LOL

[matty@blahaj.zone]

@the_wub@mastodon.social Still a low bar considering Travis side of both of his family and friends are MAGA

@blogdiva@mastodon.social

[mastodonmigration@mastodon.online]

@blogdiva

There was a brief moment in time when she was maybe going to be something other than a vapid money making machine, but it passed.

https://youtu.be/Dkk9gvTmCXY