I keep looking for active discussions on Masto; maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places?
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@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs I've learned many things today, lmaooo.
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@Verati404 Depends where and how you curate. Some of all social media is just going to be filled with “people who broadcast, not converse” and some will be “people who live to troll the comments.”
A dedicated server around specific topics I find contributes greatly to the discussions people have there—some level of self-selection, and with particular focus. (Why I have more than one ID on more than one server. Different conversations/audiences and without mixing the streams.)
My one here is on a larger/generic server, so it depends who I’m seeking out and how people interact. I tend to cycle off of “broadcasters only” and lean into people who converse, and keep my follow list low. More active self-curation, but I think lends to Mastodon generally being more conversational that X/Bsky/etc. But the method takes some attention.
@athayes Yeah, there does seem to be a lot more DIY and self-initiative on the Fedi than I knew how to navigate. I'm getting the hang of it. I'm sure it'll be more rewarding than a lot of the other social media I've been on in the long run.
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9 inches is 22.86cm
a regular 40g Cadbury Creme Egg is 3.5 cm wide
a small plastic fill-able egg is about 5 cm to 5.5 cm wide
a normal medium-sized chocolate Easter egg is about 8 cm wide
none of these should pose a challenge to a seasoned anal toy veteran.
https://custombuttplugs.com/butt-plug-size-chart/?v=7885444af42e
I like big butt plugs and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face, you get sprung@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
I apologise for recommending Paul
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@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
It's drivin' me out of my mind
That's why it's hard for me to find
Can't get it out of my head
Miss her, kiss her, love her*No flare, you're dead*
That plug is poison
Never trust a full butt and a smile
That plug is poison
Poison!
P-P-Poison!
Poison!
"Never trust a full butt and a smile"
do you hear raccoon noises?
no.
https://pixabay.com/sound-effects/search/raccoon/
@davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
I apologise for recommending Paul
@TheBreadmonkey @amiserabilist @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
Mastodon needs to go to an all butt plug discussion format 24/7
It just works
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@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
A hole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a hole new world with you
Now I'm in a hole new world with you -
I keep looking for active discussions on Masto; maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places?
I'm so much more used to socmed sites where folks talk to each other. It feels so silent and isolated here. Why??? I know there are humans around; my feed is full of posts but none of them seem to have any comments. It's just a bunch of folks shouting into the void.
Is it just a difference in culture here? Or am I just missing all the action somehow?
Check out http://about.fedigroups.social/directory for some accounts that will boost anything they are mentioned in.
I enjoy the bikenite one which is a lively bike Q&A every Friday
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@amiserabilist @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
I apologise for recommending Paul
if i have prevented one person from an 8 hr wait in a and e by learning to use a flared base, my work here is done.
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117454095521133694
i was manning the condom stand at a pride concert.
i was given a wide berth.
i went for a pint, when i came back they were gone.
people are still shy.
or someone just nicked them all.
anyway my job was done.
@davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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if i have prevented one person from an 8 hr wait in a and e by learning to use a flared base, my work here is done.
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117454095521133694
i was manning the condom stand at a pride concert.
i was given a wide berth.
i went for a pint, when i came back they were gone.
people are still shy.
or someone just nicked them all.
anyway my job was done.
@davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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my friends think i am overreacting when i tell them to use condoms till they get their new partners tested.
they think if someone is nice they are safe.
it is the nice ones you need to look out for.
and with age comes increased risk.
https://tht.org.uk/news/heterosexual-hiv-diagnoses-overtake-those-gay-and-bisexual-men-scotland
public health are doing a crap job of getting the message out there.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
@TheBreadmonkey @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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if i have prevented one person from an 8 hr wait in a and e by learning to use a flared base, my work here is done.
https://beige.party/@amiserabilist/117454095521133694
i was manning the condom stand at a pride concert.
i was given a wide berth.
i went for a pint, when i came back they were gone.
people are still shy.
or someone just nicked them all.
anyway my job was done.
@davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
“possibly preventable”
“choose smaller if unsure “I am dying…
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@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
“possibly preventable”
“choose smaller if unsure “I am dying…
A closed adult fist is about 10 cm (4 inches) wide across the front knuckles.
instead of faffing about with forceps, they could roll up their sleeves and pull it out!
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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my friends think i am overreacting when i tell them to use condoms till they get their new partners tested.
they think if someone is nice they are safe.
it is the nice ones you need to look out for.
and with age comes increased risk.
https://tht.org.uk/news/heterosexual-hiv-diagnoses-overtake-those-gay-and-bisexual-men-scotland
public health are doing a crap job of getting the message out there.
thank you for coming to my ted talk.
@TheBreadmonkey @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
@amiserabilist I'm still pissed that there's such a thing as "too old" (45) for insurance to cover the HPV vaccine
Do you know how much older folx fuck?? Have you seen a retirement home?? Old folx are horndogs!@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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A closed adult fist is about 10 cm (4 inches) wide across the front knuckles.
instead of faffing about with forceps, they could roll up their sleeves and pull it out!
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
who are you?
i am the guy with the smallest arm on call.
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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@amiserabilist I'm still pissed that there's such a thing as "too old" (45) for insurance to cover the HPV vaccine
Do you know how much older folx fuck?? Have you seen a retirement home?? Old folx are horndogs!@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @davidbcohen @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @mayintoronto @afewbugs
@alice
I wonder if its because over 45 almost everyone has the virus or antibodies already?
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@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
A hole new world
A dazzling place I never knew
But when I'm way up here
It's crystal clear
That now I'm in a hole new world with you
Now I'm in a hole new world with you@amiserabilist I want to believe you've had this picture and song ready to go for years, and when you saw this thread you were like "my time is now!"
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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who are you?
i am the guy with the smallest arm on call.
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
surprisingly no one has attempted this.
i guess no one wanted to be the first one to suggest fisting the patient, adding they may even like it.
instead they do shit like this:
Novel Approach to Rectal Foreign Body Extraction
In the operating room, with the patient under general anesthesia, multiple attempts to remove the object were unsuccessful. A SILS port was inserted transanally. The rectum was then insufflated manually by attaching the diaphragm of the rigid sigmoidoscope to the SILS insufflation port. A 5-mm 0-degree laparoscope was placed through the SILS port. An atraumatic laparoscopic grasper was then placed through the port and used to grasp the visible end of the cigar case. The rectal foreign body was removed expeditiously. Direct visualization of the rectum revealed no evidence of mucosal injury. The patient was discharged home shortly after the procedure.
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3771807/
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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@amiserabilist oh..my..god, I knew clicking that was going to be risky
@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @ai6yr @maxleibman @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @mayintoronto @afewbugs
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@ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
Er..... I thought it would be funny and cute to post a picture under this of a racoon in human clothes (full disclosure - definitely search it up - it is adorable), but was slightly surprised by the top search hit.....
@TheBreadmonkey @ApostateEnglishman @Verati404 @benroyce @ai6yr @maxleibman @amiserabilist @batkaren @Nickiquote @rooster @alice @mayintoronto @afewbugs
Wasn't there an old Richard Gere urban legend about that?
