Are you a sentient human being?

[bigdamnnerd@dice.camp]

@cR0w Negative, I am a meat popsicle.

[jesstheunstill@infosec.exchange]

@bigdamnnerd @cR0w Well, this summer, I'm a meat puddle.

[raindrops_and_roses@mastodon.social]

@cR0w @catsalad If a tree falls in the forest...

[paradegrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org]

@cR0w

Unfortunately is the only acceptable answer.

[ichinin@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w i am an ugly bag of mostly water.

[cr0w@infosec.exchange]

@Ichinin not ugly

[maccruiskeen@social.linux.pizza]

@cR0w I am a fictional character.

[bonkers@nerdculture.de]

@cR0w I don't think, therefore I not am

[annika@xoxo.zone]

@cR0w "For now"

[connynasch@mastodon.social]

@JessTheUnstill welcome to the club. @bigdamnnerd @cR0w

[meltedcheese@c.im]

@cR0w Insufficient coffee to answer