We have a weasel in the woodpile!!!

[johnshirley_2027@mastodon.social]

@alexhaist Sorry. Your weasel would make a million times better government functionary than Stephen Miller.

I wish I had a weasel.

[alexhaist@wandering.shop]

@JohnShirley_2027 I wish you did, too. Weasels for everyone!

[alisynthesis@io.waxandleather.com]

@alexhaist I never thought to wish for it before, but now I will be keeping my fingers crossed.

[classwario@mastodon.social]

@alexhaist I think we all might

[jpot@pdx.social]

@alexhaist @agnes this sounds like a euphemism but i opened the photo and yep that's a weasel

[moelassus@mastodon.social]

@alexhaist We had to stop keeping koi because they are too expensive to replace and we have too many predators. We just keep goldfish in there. Some of them are 12 years old!

[fionacraig@mastodon.scot]

@alexhaist Now earwormed by the Divine Comedy, "She said there's something in the wood shed."

[alexhaist@wandering.shop]

@moelassus after all her koi died from one disaster or another, the two goldfish in there spawned, and I think they are now the dominant species.

[alexhaist@wandering.shop]

@FionaCraig the something was squeaking aggressively.

[d4v@mastodon.social]

@alexhaist I hate these! they destroyed my car so many times!

[negative12dollarbill@techhub.social]

@alexhaist
Me: what's that a euphemism for, I wond—oh.

[alexhaist@wandering.shop]

@negative12dollarbill snort!

[farah@beige.party]

@alexhaist Omg cute!!

[amanda@social.spejset.org]

@alexhaist ooo tongue twisty AND cute!

[doomsdayscw@kolektiva.social]

@alexhaist That'll keep the mice at bay!

[moonrabbit@sunny.garden]

@alexhaist
oh my goodness. the wee face. and toes!! 🥹

[voxofgod@beige.party]

@alexhaist that's a weasely woodpile if I've ever seen one