tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
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So...
One of the more disturbing aspects of humanoid robots is your carrying around a humanoid body when the damn thing breaks.
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@peter Whomst among us hasn't wanted to collapse backwards onto the stage during a dull presentation?
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It's a coffee table, not a robot.
It's a coffee table AND a robot
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@peter it just wants to watch it’s media and be left alone. #murderbot
don't we all
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Die schwarzen Tücher!
@distincteclare @peter ... lagen griffbereit
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
They were rather quick with the body bags, I wonder if the robot was in the Green Room saying, "I can't go on!"
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@distincteclare @peter ... lagen griffbereit
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter it was Murder ... bot. On the next CSI: Silicon Valley
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@distincteclare @peter glaube ich nicht. Eher geht dauernd schief aber wir versuchen es trotzdem.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
halp I've fallen and I can't get up
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter Surprised the robot didn't have boobs.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter Manufacturer's protocol dictates I cannot be captured. I must self-destruct.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter The robot has discovered nonviolent resistance!
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I enjoy every f*ing second of this
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@distincteclare @peter glaube ich nicht. Eher geht dauernd schief aber wir versuchen es trotzdem.
Kenne mich zu wenig aus bzw. bin von der Robotpropaganda so verstrahlt, dass ich denke, dass muss doch heute stabiler gehen ...
Oder kommt meine Putzhilfe in diesem Leben etwa nicht mehr?
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter I'd say "Kill it with fire", but.
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter@thepit.social we have drought, heat, rain and air that gives you cancer and get no funding for anything other the police/military and they are out here still thinking about the future like little boys playing with their little toys
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
I accuse Colonel Mustard, in the conference room, with an electromagnetic pulse weapon!
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter Is that a vent on its ass
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tech is pivoting to humanoid robots!!
the humanoid robots:
@peter After seeing it walk across the stage I was waiting to hear it go "PUIINNN ONNA RIIIIISS"
