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  • jeffjarvis@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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    I'm a clumsy oaf and idiot. Stripping the bed last Sunday to wash the sheets, I pulled too hard (or not hard enough) on the bedding I had too tightly tucked. The bedding resisted. My bare feet flew out from under me. I rose up and came down hard on my back. My thud and curse were heard throughout the house. Finally went to the doctor today, as I hobble and groan still. Who knew that socks could be such torture? CT scan showed compression fracture in my L3 and other stuff. Age and stupidity.

    desafinado@mastodon.socialD thepdog@mas.toT cerstinmahlow@mastodon.acm.orgC troed@masto.sangberg.seT jwcph@helvede.netJ 5 Replies Last reply
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    • jeffjarvis@mastodon.socialJ jeffjarvis@mastodon.social

      I'm a clumsy oaf and idiot. Stripping the bed last Sunday to wash the sheets, I pulled too hard (or not hard enough) on the bedding I had too tightly tucked. The bedding resisted. My bare feet flew out from under me. I rose up and came down hard on my back. My thud and curse were heard throughout the house. Finally went to the doctor today, as I hobble and groan still. Who knew that socks could be such torture? CT scan showed compression fracture in my L3 and other stuff. Age and stupidity.

      desafinado@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
      desafinado@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @jeffjarvis Oof. Sometimes the fitted sheet folds you.

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      • jeffjarvis@mastodon.socialJ jeffjarvis@mastodon.social

        I'm a clumsy oaf and idiot. Stripping the bed last Sunday to wash the sheets, I pulled too hard (or not hard enough) on the bedding I had too tightly tucked. The bedding resisted. My bare feet flew out from under me. I rose up and came down hard on my back. My thud and curse were heard throughout the house. Finally went to the doctor today, as I hobble and groan still. Who knew that socks could be such torture? CT scan showed compression fracture in my L3 and other stuff. Age and stupidity.

        thepdog@mas.toT This user is from outside of this forum
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        @jeffjarvis Sorry to hear about the mishap. Take care of yourself. 🙏🏽

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        • jeffjarvis@mastodon.socialJ jeffjarvis@mastodon.social

          I'm a clumsy oaf and idiot. Stripping the bed last Sunday to wash the sheets, I pulled too hard (or not hard enough) on the bedding I had too tightly tucked. The bedding resisted. My bare feet flew out from under me. I rose up and came down hard on my back. My thud and curse were heard throughout the house. Finally went to the doctor today, as I hobble and groan still. Who knew that socks could be such torture? CT scan showed compression fracture in my L3 and other stuff. Age and stupidity.

          cerstinmahlow@mastodon.acm.orgC This user is from outside of this forum
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          @jeffjarvis Ouch! Get well soon

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          • jeffjarvis@mastodon.socialJ jeffjarvis@mastodon.social

            I'm a clumsy oaf and idiot. Stripping the bed last Sunday to wash the sheets, I pulled too hard (or not hard enough) on the bedding I had too tightly tucked. The bedding resisted. My bare feet flew out from under me. I rose up and came down hard on my back. My thud and curse were heard throughout the house. Finally went to the doctor today, as I hobble and groan still. Who knew that socks could be such torture? CT scan showed compression fracture in my L3 and other stuff. Age and stupidity.

            troed@masto.sangberg.seT This user is from outside of this forum
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            @jeffjarvis Ouch! Take care.

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            • jeffjarvis@mastodon.socialJ jeffjarvis@mastodon.social

              I'm a clumsy oaf and idiot. Stripping the bed last Sunday to wash the sheets, I pulled too hard (or not hard enough) on the bedding I had too tightly tucked. The bedding resisted. My bare feet flew out from under me. I rose up and came down hard on my back. My thud and curse were heard throughout the house. Finally went to the doctor today, as I hobble and groan still. Who knew that socks could be such torture? CT scan showed compression fracture in my L3 and other stuff. Age and stupidity.

              jwcph@helvede.netJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              @jeffjarvis Pardon my French but f*cking ouch! I know a tiny bit about back pain & that's a nasty one - best wishes & get well, old man (I can say that; I'm an old man, too 😁 ).

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